case of the ass

not happy with the way things are going or with someones actions.

This damned lawnmower is about to give me a case of the ass!

case of the ass by WORSETHANSATAN September 13, 2003

case quarter

A 25-cent piece. NOT a combination of coins equaling 25 cents.

An in-law family member asked if anyone had any 'case quarters,' as he wanted to go to a do-it yourself car wash where the machine would accept only 25-cent pieces. That family has been in the Alexandria, Virginia area since 1763.

case quarter by Jim Slora July 6, 2007

case of the bella's 

when someone is clumsy and accident prone

comes from bella swan from the twilight books who is naturally clumsy

' hey did you see her trip over again, that's the fifth time today '

' yeh she's got a right case of the bella's ! '

case of the bella's by sugapuff March 27, 2009

CASE tools 

Computer-Aided Sexual Experience or Computer-Aided Sexual Enhancement software - programs used to enhance the cybersex experience, usually for both partners

CASE tools come in many varieties and levels of technology. One of the first was a program that let you remotely control a vibrator (attached to a control box) across the internet. You could actually control the speed of the vibrator by moving your mouse around inside a box drawn on the screen. Usually the male had the program and the female had the control box and vibrator. For some reason this equipment and software are no longer available. They were sold by one of the dating/matchmaking websites.

Since then, many other CASE tools have been created.

Some consider instant messaging and chatrooms to be good examples of CASE tools, since most cybersex occurs there.

(Does this mean Second Life is also a CASE tool?)

CASE tools by dsimms January 9, 2009

case candy 

Items that should be included in a guitar sale that a potential seller, usually on Ebay, withholds then "throws in" in order to make a potential buyer feel like he/she is getting something extra, items such as tremelo bar or polishing cloth are referred to as "case candy".

Hit the "Buy it Now" option and I'll throw in the case candy, other wise I'll sell the whammy bar on another auction to squeeze another few dollars out of you

case candy by Donald Vick May 16, 2008

case hat 

when someone puts an empty case of beer on his (almost always male) head. generally what the drunkest douche at any given party inevitably ends up wearing. extreme case hattees may even poke eye and mouth holes in their case hat, for prolonged case hatting.

Bro, you shoulda been at Rick's party last night. Tim got totally axed and put on a case hat, and then he fell down and we beat the shit out of him with a big wooden spoon.

case hat by Maxville June 1, 2009

Case Western Reserve University 

It is the only university on the country where having a better computer is more important than a girlfriend.

Don't show up at the library without an up to date lapop and ipod.

Case Western Reserve University by Ellen Kay May 13, 2005