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Captian Stabbin

The absolute owner of young girls.
by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004
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Captian Browneye

Someone who has to go poop more than once in an eight hour shift of work.This person also times his poops during the busiest time of the day.
Boss:What is taking so long to get these cars washed?

Peon:Sorry sir but,you have me paired up with Captian Browneye.

Boss:Paging Capt.Browneye
by Captian Stooley April 4, 2006
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Cactipus

A mythical creature that is a mix between a cactus and a octopus. It has 8 legs and a bunch of little prickles on it. Quite Genius.
JFK was not assassinated by a man, no it was much worse, he was attacked by a wild Cactipus! He didnt have much hope for survival and they used the "assassination" excuse to cover up all the evidence.
by I CAN Belive Its Not Butter January 13, 2009
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capica

capica is croatian word that desribes young,hot and available girl that wants to hang out with you.and that hanging is mostly(hopefuly) finished with sex...
im going out with my boys tonight ti find some capica....
by Denis47 January 9, 2009
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comedy-captive

A person who politely smiles and feigns amusement, while someone in their presence re-enacts a comedy sequence so poorly that others nearby are embarrassed.
John's longwinded retelling of the usually hilarious apoopalypse skit made me a comedy-captive for four painful minutes.
by ram March 8, 2005
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caitie

the best friend a girl can ask for. is really talented in art. always makes you laugh. she is also very strange. is in love with maester seymour.
my best friend's name is caitie.
by linda March 5, 2005
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Cactiside Omitizomachromiticolus

Idiots (usually named something gay like 'Dylan') who type random continuences of letters in an effort to get themselves into something as lame as an Urban Dictionary in a cheap, transparent and poorly worded attempt to snag even a few seconds of the 15 minutes of fame to which they feel deserving.
"Can you believe someone made up the phrase 'Cactiside Omitizomachromiticolus'? What a useless twat."
by ixnay August 30, 2005
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