Cannabis Coma

The sleep you have after getting ripped.

“Welcome back, where the hell have you been these past 2 days?”

“Just got out of a cannabis coma.”

by TallDaTruth July 20, 2020

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Cannabis

A drug used for medical and recreational reasons. Gives feelings nearly impossible to describe. Originates from Europe and Central Asia.

Guy 1 - "Cannabis is good for just about everything."
Guy 2 - "Yeah we should go smoke some right now."
Guy 1 - "Yeah, good idea!"

by BigCockCaleb September 4, 2018

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Cannabisism

When the weed smokes itself…

How did your cake bar burn idk probably cannabisism

by The monster mail man June 1, 2022

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Cannabi-Gnome

A person that grows marijuana underground or illegally.

My neighbor only seems to come out at night from his Cannabi-Gnome lair.

by Cannabi-Gnome December 6, 2017

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jack cannaby

absolute goat of a monkey being he likes to eat grass

look its jack cannaby

by segfyuegfyugfug May 9, 2023

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Cannabis Edibles

Marijuana gummies that are sold at dispensaries across America. They take effect within 30 minutes to an hour. It's safer then smoking marijuana, but you get a better high.

I ate cannabis edibles at 420 and within an hour I was totally stoned out of my mind. I was high, had the munchies, and was totally horny. I saw 2001: A Space Odessey, Sesame Street: Bedtime Stories and Songs, and Heavy Metal. I listened to Revolution 9 by the Beatles, Incense and Peppermints by Strawberry Alarm clock, and White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane. I had the munchies for Mexican food and Pizza with Coca Cola. I played River City Ransom in one setting on the Famicom Classic Mini. I had a big, stiff erection and jacked off to porno. Everything was far out man.

by Viscount Druitt April 13, 2024

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