Successfully executing a rodeo rider after whispering into the girl's ear that you are from Canada. However, for a true Canada's history, one must substitute a penis for a moose antler, use maple syrup for lubrication and, most importantly, hoist the Stanley Cup up in the air after completion, yelling: "For Canada!"
"Dude, I stole the Stanley Cup so I could pull a Canada's History on your sister. I told her I was Canadian and she still let the antler stay in for like 10 seconds!"
by doo1442 February 05, 2010
the most gruesome sex act in the kama sutra that usually involves maple syrup, at least one moose, a duck, the stanley cup, and as many beavers as you'd like. This sex position is less popular than most others mainly because it is stickier than most, but is still gaining popularity in certain regions.
by colberttoldmeto17 February 05, 2010
To spend an entire night trying to do all of the sex acts described on urbandictionary.com
Including:
Angry Dragon
Alaskan Tailpipe
The Electric Chair
Cosby Sweater
Brown Necktie
The Carpet Cleaner
Chocolate Pizza
Dog In A Bathtub
rusty trombone
blimpie
Donkey Punches
Jelly Donut
The Flying Camel
Aunt Jemima's Gumbo
rose budding
Alabama Hot Pocket
and anything/everything else
Including:
Angry Dragon
Alaskan Tailpipe
The Electric Chair
Cosby Sweater
Brown Necktie
The Carpet Cleaner
Chocolate Pizza
Dog In A Bathtub
rusty trombone
blimpie
Donkey Punches
Jelly Donut
The Flying Camel
Aunt Jemima's Gumbo
rose budding
Alabama Hot Pocket
and anything/everything else
"Last night me and this chick decided to get drunk and do Canada's History. And then after, we found out there's gonna be a magazine named that soon, CRAZY!"
by MYMA1313 February 05, 2010
Canadians are nice, polite, non-violent people, so don't believe all this crap about moose antlers, maple syrup, the Stanley Cup, or mounties. In fact, nothing depraved ever happens in Canada. Up here north of the 49th, the term Canada's History simply refers to any friendly act of Sex in the Snow, wearing clap skates. And if Stephen Colbert doesn't know that, he should have his ombudsmanship revoked.
by Eh, Hun? February 08, 2010
An effective diversion for those who are caught in the act of Colbert Reporting.
Colbert Reporting involves bears, a speed skate, glen beck, pages from Sarah Palins autobiography, and yelling out " Apollo Anton OH NO"
When caught performing this audacious act, Colbert Reporters often divert attention by accusing others of performing Canada's history ( a true urban legend).
Colbert Reporting involves bears, a speed skate, glen beck, pages from Sarah Palins autobiography, and yelling out " Apollo Anton OH NO"
When caught performing this audacious act, Colbert Reporters often divert attention by accusing others of performing Canada's history ( a true urban legend).
" What are you and Glen Beck doing in the back of Scott Brown's Truck?" ..... " Officer if you look two vehicles down you'll realize they're performing Canada's History" ......
by I like Health Care February 07, 2010
Australian Slang for a depraved sexual act: A willing victim of gay gang-bang done outdoors wholly consisting of "Polar Bears". (ie the Polar Bear= an older hairy gay guy) Maple syrup, antlers, hockey sticks and baby fur seal's pelts are believed to be involved.
by MIlkman Bruce February 06, 2010
The act of pouring a jar of maple syrup on moose antlers, while four separate people sodomize themselves on the antlers. They then wait for the syrup to harden forming honey butt-plugs. These butt-plugs are then melted down in the Stanley Cup and used as a stinky lube for a hermaphrodite couple to have double gay sex with.
Mike: Did you guys try Canada's History last night?
Tom:No, we couldn't get the Stanley Cup in time.
Tom:No, we couldn't get the Stanley Cup in time.
by pythonpants123456 February 06, 2010