Cacooning

The art of enwrapping another individual with your body for comfort. It may leave the other immobilized while the form of "snuggling" is occuring.

Cacooning happens often when I watch Netflix with Bae.

by Viral Hymn April 13, 2016

canon polisher

When a person cleans other peoples dicks

Person 1: I really need a canon polisher
canon polisher: Say no more!

by FAT BOI XDDDDDDDDDD October 19, 2017

Calon

Calon is often the name of a boy. The name is incredibly unique, which aids in making him the unique person he is. Calon is often incredibly smart, and willing to learn about entire subjects just to help someone, or just because he is curious about the subject. Calon's are often cute in their own way. Calon's seem weird or even awkward at first, but when you get to know them, they become one of the best people you know. Calon's can get angry easily, but instantly will say sorry and will do anything to prove that they are. When a Calon likes someone, they will do anything to help that person feel better, happy, and okay. God forbid a Calon likes someone in the sense of a relationship, because a Calon is relentless in proving their love, and will treat who they like as an absolute queen. In the end, a Calon is the best person you will ever know. A Calon is loving, he is caring, he is smart, cute, and most importantly will be your best friend through thick and thin.

Have you met Calon? He is the best! When I was sick last weekend he came over and hung out with me, even made me soup! Plus, he seems to know a thing or two about anything! If I am ever on a trivia game show, I am definitely asking him to be my partner!

by WaitWhoAmI12312 February 24, 2019

cacophony

That one word Dimentio says in the Man On The Internet original piece "The Ultimate World Spun" that sounds really cool.

We perform, we rewrite the norm
And still are entertaining
Cacophony of circus horns
Proclaim your life is draining!

by carsonisgod April 13, 2020

canon life

basically a life in the dream smp everyone starts with 3, exceot for PhiLza because, hes old so he only get 1
a character loses a cannon life because of the script.

tommy had 1 canon life but was revived by dream

by DreamSMP definitions April 20, 2021

El Cajon Car Bomb

Like an Irish Car Bomb, but made out of Pabst Blue Ribbon, Dollar tree Coffee Creamer and Black Velvet whiskey. Generally drank by underage teens attempting to make an Irish Car Bomb.

Are you really about to drink an El Cajon Car Bomb?

by NotaTrot August 17, 2018

Schrodinger's canon

A new phenomena in Terrible writing, of which is akin to the paradox of Schrodinger's cat. The circumstances for Schrodinger's canon are the following:

An author will make a statement (presumably on their twitter) about their franchise, regarding a character, setting, event or an item that overwrites their previous statements in canon (of which wouldn't be a problem, if it weren't for the fact their franchise had technically ended, with the only new instalments being lore expansions and/or a retcon). These statements are presumably for internet Woke Points.

There are 2 known tiers of Schrodinger's canon so far, these being:
(Tier I) In which a new expansion on lore will soon be released, and the author suddenly has the opportunity to confirm their statement as canon, but chooses not to.

(Tier II) In which the statement can never be regarded as truly canon, due to either the newest instalment taking place before the statement's specimen exists, or that the newest instalment can be considered as not canon at all.

"It's sad to see Harry Potter become a victim of Schrodinger's canon..."

by MagicAcid December 26, 2019