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Lauren Called

when a disease ridden whore sleeps with your friends.
How did he get the clap?
He was Lauren Called.
by LaurenHater3756 January 20, 2010
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Town Called Malice

Better stop dreaming of the quiet life, 'cause it's the one we'll never know
And quit running for the runaway bus 'cause those rosy days are few
And stop apologizing for the things you've never done
'Cause time is short and life is cruel but it's up to us to change
This town called malice
Rows and rows of disused milk floats stand dying in the dairy yard
And a hundred lonely housewives clutch empty milk bottles to their hearts
Hanging out their old love letters on the line to dry
It's enough to make you stop believing when tears come fast and furious
In a town called malice, yeah
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, oh
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Struggle after struggle, year after year
The atmosphere's a fine blend of ice, I'm almost stone cold dead
In a town called malice, ooh yeah
A whole street's belief in Sunday's roast beef
Gets dashed against the Co-op
To either cut down on beer or the kid's new gear
It's a big decision in a town called malice, ooh yeah
The ghost of a steam train, echoes down my track
It's at the moment bound for nowhere
Just going round and round, oh
Playground kids and creaking swings
Lost laughter in the breeze
I could go on for hours and I probably will
But I'd sooner put some joy back
In this town called malice, yeah
In this town called malice, yeah
In this town called malice, ooh yeah
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Crocs that are called iris

They’re an amazing person and they should not die
Crocs that are called iris are just shoes with a name btw
by Eeriecunt August 7, 2019
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Why’s it called dragon?

Because dragon deez nuts!
Your balls are being taken. Why’s it called dragon?
by TheRealMinecrafter November 27, 2020
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That girl called Ruth

Dam did you see that girl called Ruth over there she fineeee
by KurtThe April 6, 2021
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this friend deserves a gift, buy them a good one on April 16th to make them happy
"hi darcie! today is national give your friend called darcie a gift day so here is a gift from me for always being there for me! <3"
by eatmyshorts1289 April 13, 2021
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you called?

Witty (or smartass) response to when someone calls out for God, Jesus, or other holy figures or deities. Often used to stiffle someone else's overreaction, while also serving as shameless self-promtion into holiness or godhood.
Can bee seen as the quicker and less patronizing version of the "Don't call me that in public!" response.
(after witnessing an indescribable mess)
Friend: Jesus Christ...
Me: You called? *smug face*
by Acronymus February 14, 2017
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