Static Bulk

When gym bros past their prime overeat without exercising but still claim they’re “bulking.” A common cope for lack of discipline in training and dieting, leading to cognitive dissonance about their growing waistline instead of muscle.

Bro swears he’s bulking, but it’s just a static bulk—all calories, no gains.

by Adonis Broseidon February 14, 2025

bulked

Absolutely yolked. Bear Mode. Strong man Build.

Guy 1: "Man I feel fat, gained like 20 lbs during the covid lockdown bro"
Guy 2: Whatcha talkin bout bro?? You're looking BULKED!!

by GrapeKiwi October 26, 2020

bulk likes to RIDE!

bulk (fat) NEVER figures out how to propel itself on it's own, it likes to RIDE ! (be carried like a "papoose" or newborn!)

i saw a yellow blob on the highway hitchhiking ! , response: not surprised! , bulk likes to RIDE !

carry thirty extra pounds on my body ?? , you BET !! ; bulk likes to RIDE! (pay RENT ??)

by michael foolsley December 9, 2023

Bulk bang

noun

1. A sex act in which an individual uses his or her bulked bicep to stimulate a man's penis. The member is placed inside the oiled elbow while the partner flexes his or her bicep, massaging the shaft of the penis.

2. Generally, when two body builders have intercourse

David: "Last night this chick I met on Tinder bulk banged me. I will never look at Arnold Schwarzenegger the same way again."

by CRJguy September 29, 2018

thinking in bulk

When you think of one thing, but then think over things that revolve around the other thing.

"I wouldn't mind,myself. But if I had kids...hhhhhhhhhh I gotta stop thinking in bulk.

by Posh cunt machete May 1, 2021

Porn Bulk

A phase in a young man’s life when consumption of online pornography leads to eating excessive food. Resulting in increased body mass.

I can’t wait to get out of school, I’m deep into my porn bulk for the next football season.

by Hairy black guy June 16, 2025

bulking

eating until you feel like you have to throw up because you used to be skinny and or need more calories to grow

bro I can't put muscle mass on, i need to start bulking

by rudeboiigorilla June 3, 2024