bruised ears

Girls who laugh about roommate virginity to their creeper roommate, but secretly wonders whether or not their roommate has indeed stolen their roommate virginity. Usually evident in a girl who wears green to bed.

Did you see Sammie? She looks like she's thinking about bruised ears.

by voice behind the desk September 24, 2010

Bruised Cervix

An inappropriately strong negative emotional response from a perceived personal insult. Characterized by strong feelings of shame. Frequently associated with a cessation of communication and overt hostility towards the "aggressor."

Crhis had a Bruised Cervix when Amanda said she wasn't into him

by Moofia Mob May 23, 2012

brussel sprout

when your getting a blowjob and your pubic hair gets stuck inbetween the girls teeth.
blowjob deepthroat skull head dome face

damn, that girl was deepthroating me so far, that when i pulled out and she smiled her grill looked like a brussel sprout.

by J-Money/Schmeezy December 20, 2004

bruised head

The description of a penis after it has turned blue after hours of sex and oral sex. It has a faded, bluish color.

She fucked and sucked me so much that I have a bruised head.

by ValentineTitty July 16, 2006

Bruised fruit

A divorced (or otherwise damaged) person.

She seemed okay, but that chick was bruised fruit, man.

by tmfbitu May 18, 2006

dutchess of brussels

When someone does something seemingly "rich" or "pretentious" regularly and unironically.

1- " Hey man you want to come over my place and play fnaf , no one's home but the housekeeper".
2- " 'housekeeper?' What are you the Dutchess of Brussels".

by Shrekker scetch May 27, 2016

Short Bussed

The act of getting so retarded that you should be riding the short bus. Can also be used as "one is riding the short bus."

Johnny was short bussed last night after he finished that bottle.

Dave smoked so much last night dude, I'm pretty sure he rode the short bus home.

by I ride the short bus June 13, 2011