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by counterbruncher August 4, 2014
Get the counter-brunchmug. When you wake your girl up at 10:30AM with your tongue firmly thrusted into her crevice and up the poopshoot.
Alaina wouldn't wake up this morning and I was hungry. So I treated myself to a bootyhole brunch.
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by Dandannoodle August 31, 2016
Get the bootyhole brunchmug. a bro who goes above and beyond the call of duty of friend ship, is always by your side no matter what
by whattoput August 7, 2016
Get the Brunch Bromug. When you all go to brunch together 'sex and the city' like, and talk about the shit that just happened the night before it's called reconnaissance brunch. Getting intel on last night's misdeeds.
Oh Samantha, I only come to these Reconnaissance Brunches to hear about your antics the previous night.
by Electromagnet May 20, 2011
Get the Reconnaissance Brunchmug. A basic becky who enjoys matcha french toast, french bulldogs, and summer dresses. Oh, and most importantly a 4-hour bottomless mimosa carb-fest with her bitches on a Saturday, and then a Sunday, and then on nearly every federal holiday wherein most of their time is spent communally swiping on each-others tinder profiles, one-upping each other's shrill cackling like they just heard the greatest joke of all time, sharing the most recent delicious gossip, or blankly staring into their phones ignoring one another after the alcohol and sugar sets in and they are reminded that no amount of putting on the airs of happiness and contentment and bossbabemanship can cover up their sense of low self-worth.
Becky: "Oh-em-gee bitches, cheers to that! Fuck men, but also...let's FUCK SOME MEN" belches
all clinking mimosa glasses, some of them spilling on themselves, others breaking a glass, and still others finding a drunken way to cheers the air due to not being able to see the glasses in front of them
Chanting in unison: "Brunch babes and basic bitches unite!"
...tiffany: "...uhm, Jessica, didn't you get the memo, we're drinking mimosas today...not champagne. Duh?"
all clinking mimosa glasses, some of them spilling on themselves, others breaking a glass, and still others finding a drunken way to cheers the air due to not being able to see the glasses in front of them
Chanting in unison: "Brunch babes and basic bitches unite!"
...tiffany: "...uhm, Jessica, didn't you get the memo, we're drinking mimosas today...not champagne. Duh?"
by manillakilla August 30, 2018
Get the brunch babemug. by biznitches III April 13, 2010
Get the Dunch Brunchmug. Brunch that starts a few hours after lunch instead of a few hours after breakfast. 3 or 4ish instead of 10 or 11ish. Usually for 20-somethings pretentious enough to have a brunch but who can't drag themselves out of bed before noon on a Sunday.
GF: Let's invite some of my friends over for brunch next week!
BF: I'm not getting up before 2.
GF: Fine, we'll do a reverse brunch. Lazy bastard.
BF: I'm not getting up before 2.
GF: Fine, we'll do a reverse brunch. Lazy bastard.
by SliverKid18 August 20, 2008
Get the reverse brunchmug.