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2 o'clock brunch rush 

(n.) the wave of hung over college kids that comes into the cafeteria for brunch around 2pm; typically occurs on Saturday and Sunday.
Guy 1- "Dude, you were so wasted last night."
Guy 2- "I know, I need to eat!"
Guy 1- "Well, you'll be smack dab in the middle of the 2 o'clock brunch rush if you go now."
Related Words

mexican brunch 

A brunch in which you may not play footsie with fellow patrons.
Hey! This is a Mexican Brunch, we don’t play footsie here!
mexican brunch by Bcpseudonym August 2, 2020

Bulldog Brunch 

When a man slobbers and drools all over a girls titties, then the girl pets him, while the man nibbles on her vagina. Last the man gets his kibbles and bits and shoves thm in the girls mouth, then with his penis pushes them down her throat.
Man, i gave my girl a bulldog brunch last night, and her breath still smells like dog food.
Bulldog Brunch by trompereiux March 29, 2009

after brunch 

Something that is never going to happen.

Making unrealistically early weekend and/or recovery day plans.

Implying another uneaten meal.
6 am post clubbing...
"Hey Sarah! We should go to the St Lawrence Market tomorrow and shop for fruits and vegetables and stuff."
"Sounds great Jimmy! Let's go after brunch."
after brunch by Zooeyjones November 18, 2014

sunday brunch 

When you get drunk on Saturday night and wake up late Sunday morning so you go get some good ass breakfast food and drink mimosas to get over your hangover
Adrian: *wakes up Sunday morning* fuuuuuuck I shouldn't have drank so much last night I'm so hungover.

Sierra: Wanna go get Sunday brunch?

Adrian: Yas.

Lumberjack brunch munch 

The act of maintaining an erection by masturbating with one hand and fondling your testicles with the other while performing oral sex on a woman.
Bro 1: Yo bro I heard you munched mad box last night.

Bro 2: Yeah dude I was down there for 20 minutes but I pulled the Lumberjack brunch munch to stay rock hard and I laid the Dong right after.
Lumberjack brunch munch by bASS201 November 2, 2018