bronsoon

To be defeated by everyone you know. To suck at everything you do.

I better step my game up or i'll become a bronsoon.

by clives May 12, 2008

Frothy Bronson

(1) Defining a heady beer as in a Guiness or an innapropriately poured beer from a keg.

(2) A general term for a delicious drink of beer

Todd: Hey, dammit! Mike can't pour beer from a keg right. All he gives me are frothy bronsons. Too much foam

Greg: Dude, let's go buy a twelver of frothy bronsons.

by Bob is a douche March 22, 2010

sloppy bronson

A shit shooting gun used commonly in New York as a hate crime and in Arkansas as a mating call

Also a sexual act with poo poo

Look at this camel herder Paulie hit him with the sloppy Bronson.

Hey bo I really like Tammy Lynn I think I'm gonna give her the sloppy Bronson right in her face suieeee.

Hey man I was with carol last night and put it in her butt. I got poppies in my peephole so when I came on her face she got the sloppy Bronson

by Nugly Doolittle October 17, 2013

Bronson'd

Worthy of a beat-down in the manner of the exemplary American Badass, Charles Bronson.

"Man, girls who wear those UGGs with jean minis should get Bronson'd in the throat"

by Telecustom April 7, 2008

bronsoon

A swarm of bro's, or a large group of dudes. Generally, this swarm is heading in your general direction.

"Oh shit, dude bro man. There's a bronsoon heading right for us! Let's party with them!!!"

"Hey, check out that bronsoon. What a bunch of fags."

by Officer Badass May 17, 2007

bronson hartley

wierd dude but messed not smart but super good at ballin

He is there noep ethats bronson hartley

by !@##$$$$$$JDJDJDJD February 5, 2018

Bronston

The worlds 10/10 best biology teacher. The true fatherly figure, the dad god, a wholesome bro.

Person A: Bro, did you see Bronston today?

Person B: I freaking love that guy

by Beekeeperbro8 February 21, 2019