I DONE SOILED MY BRITCHES

To poop your pants

Homer Simpson said I DONE SOILED MY BRITCHES

by Bill Bill May 24, 2018

I done wet my britches

To become overwhelmed by something most improbable.

Good gosh almighty, that comeback was so incredible I done wet my britches.

by Esteban Smarinetti October 20, 2008

Cat's Fur To Make Kitten's Britches

1. Whatever you want it to mean
2. Pointlessness.

Papa: Eat your food.
Eric: Why?
Papa: Cat's fur to make Kitten's britches, that's why!

by Eric A. S. September 7, 2005

stickle britches

A safe word when things in the workplace get uncomfortable.

While peeling an orange the juice sprays in your boss.

Boss:(Laughing) You squirted on me! Get it! She squirted in me!
You: Stickle britches.

by AussiePoof October 28, 2013

Britch

A British Bitch. If you use it as Britchly, it means when you decide to cuss but in a britishly way. It is simply a cross between British and Bitch. Therefore, Britchly or Britch.

"Bloody Hell!!!!"

Oh my god she is being so britchly right now.

What the heck he is such a Britch to her.

by BritBoyz January 26, 2016

Britch

British bitch

You're such a britch

by Casjoe July 18, 2017

Britches

An old, Southern grouch who uses outdated slang for pants or drawers.

Pull up those dang britches, you darn kids!

by freakadeak May 17, 2018