Bobsledding

When Beth squats and pisses in front of you with a pinecone up her ass.

Beth I just want to pee, please don't make me go bobsledding again!

by AmMo40 September 16, 2021

Jamaica, we have a bobsled team

From the movie Cool Runnings, they have a tune they sing that's "Some people say they know they cant believe, Jamaica we have a bobsled team"

Can be essentially a form to randomly convey a sense of nonsense comically in a situation; Being that Jamaica is not know for being ideal to bobsled in; but are know for getting high. So its funny to think of Jamaicans getting high and bobsledding in dirt like its snow.

"Houston, we have a problem"
"Jamaica, we have a bobsled team"

by The absolute August 18, 2025

Buffalo bobsled

The Buffalo bobsled is when Josh Allen pounds you wife while beating your favorite team at the same time

I took my wife to the bills game and found out that she got Buffalo bobsledded in the bathroom by the whole team

by That one bills fan December 14, 2025

Indian Bobsled

The action of dipping your testicles in hot curry, and proceeding to drag them across your partners face. Hence the name bobsled.

“Dude, I gave Chase an Indian bobsled last night!!”

“Awe dude lucky!”

by ReeledInFish March 10, 2025

Himalayan Bobsled

When a Man ashes a joint on the female clitoris, then proceeds to lick the ash from her pussy giving immortal pleasure for both subjects

Don’t ash in the ashtray silly, my pussy is clean, give mommy the Himalayan Bobsled.

by YeIsJesus June 19, 2023

Jamaican Bobsled

The act of using toilet paper to “bobsled” your turd into the water so it does not leave a shit stain.

Brandon-You know sometimes you gotta Jamaican Bobsled it on the toilet
Mike- WTF is that?!
Brandon- You know, when you use toilet paper to bobsled your shit into the water so it doesn’t leave a stain. Then you sing the song”
Mike- There’s a fucking song?
Brandon- You know, from Cool Runnings”

by Butt Fucker 3000 August 16, 2024

Swedish Bobsled

A sexual act that is done by placing a Zyn nicotine pouch (preferably 6mg strength) on the tip of your penis and ramming it balls deep on the first stroke while having sex.

"me and my wife were getting bored in bed, so we tried the swedish bobsled to spice it up!"

by m3samadn3ss March 16, 2024