Jamaica, we have a bobsled team

From the movie Cool Runnings, they have a tune they sing that's "Some people say they know they cant believe, Jamaica we have a bobsled team"

Can be essentially a form to randomly convey a sense of nonsense comically in a situation; Being that Jamaica is not know for being ideal to bobsled in; but are know for getting high. So its funny to think of Jamaicans getting high and bobsledding in dirt like its snow.

"Houston, we have a problem"
"Jamaica, we have a bobsled team"

by The absolute August 18, 2025

jamaican bobsled track

When you shit so hard you shit up your back

We had a farting contest and Joe pushed so hard he made a Jamaican bobsled track up to his neck.

by Cooter polluter May 9, 2018

Jamaican Bobsled

The act of using toilet paper to “bobsled” your turd into the water so it does not leave a shit stain.

Brandon-You know sometimes you gotta Jamaican Bobsled it on the toilet
Mike- WTF is that?!
Brandon- You know, when you use toilet paper to bobsled your shit into the water so it doesn’t leave a stain. Then you sing the song”
Mike- There’s a fucking song?
Brandon- You know, from Cool Runnings”

by Butt Fucker 3000 August 16, 2024

Himalayan Bobsled

When a Man ashes a joint on the female clitoris, then proceeds to lick the ash from her pussy giving immortal pleasure for both subjects

Don’t ash in the ashtray silly, my pussy is clean, give mommy the Himalayan Bobsled.

by YeIsJesus June 19, 2023

Indian Bobsled

The action of dipping your testicles in hot curry, and proceeding to drag them across your partners face. Hence the name bobsled.

“Dude, I gave Chase an Indian bobsled last night!!”

“Awe dude lucky!”

by ReeledInFish March 10, 2025

The Jamaican bobsled

Find a steep gravel road and lay on it flat stomach with your cock facing up. Have someone push you done then the gravel will tear the skin off your penis.

“How’d you get into the hospital”

“Oh I did the Jamaican bobsled”

by Jantie th February 5, 2020