Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion

When you put an unopened umbrella in a man's urethra and, once it is firmly in place, you open up the umbrella.

Guy 1: Bro, my dick hurts so bad.

Guy 2: Why, what happened last night?

Guy 1: Sarah gave me a Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion and now my dick looks like the Sarlacc Pit.

by djmagicb2002 January 28, 2020

bloomingdale high school

A high school in Florida where everyone is a cry baby or complain about everything or even think their better then everyone

Bloomingdale High School is a rated 8 school

by LM da Bum September 5, 2017

fag blooming

when numerous guys start acting really gay all of the sudden. or acting more gay than before

omg whats up with all these guys being increasingly gay and creepy?! what is it like fag blooming season or something?

by MIA69 November 22, 2011

cock-blocking

When a guy or a friend tries to get with a girl your talking to, hence, "Cock-blocking". Keeping you from getting a piece of ass.

"Dont be cock-blocking me from my girl you fag!"

by Johnny B September 3, 2003

Bloomington/Normal

Sister cities located in central Illinois. Famous for having more mediocre restaurants per capita than any other place in the United States. Also home to a state university teeming with STD's.

Student 1: What are you doing in Bloomington/Normal today?

Student 2: After class, I'm going to refill my herpes prescription and then get some Applebee's for dinner.

by Baunitdabaun July 16, 2008

Hog blocking

When someone in halo 3 take's the position on a warthog that you called before the game starts

Halopwner:I call warthog gunner DONT TAKE IT YOU NOOBS

pope of Africa:what ever dude, you suck anyway

(game start's pope of Africa tAkes warthog and betrayes halopwner)

halopwner:YOU FUCKING NOOB STOP HOG BLOCKING

pope of Africa:I just did bitch go rush with the assult rifle while I clean house

by Pope of Africa January 4, 2010

text booking

an excessively long text message

damnit, my mom is text booking me again.

by fluffy flave March 5, 2010