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Blonde Roots

Blonde Roots: (n)

1. A blonde person has dyed their hair and their roots have grown out
2. A phrase used to tell someone who doesn't have blonde hair that they are stupid or ditzy because of the stereotypical idea that blonde people are stupid or ditzy
Blonde: Wow, I really need to go to the salon, my roots are showing

Tanya: "OMG, did you know that Niagra Falls is in Canada?"
Rebecca: "Um duh, everyone knows that"
Tanya: "I just foud out! Isn't that awsome?"
Rebecca: "Careful Tanya, your blonde roots are showing"
Tanya: "Wha? Im not blonde!"
by vball1346 May 23, 2010
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Blond Conspiracy

The blond conspiracy is a secret agreement that exists between white people. It's all about hiding the fact that they lose the blond color of their hair at a certain point in their life.
Person 0 : Them crackers are petty people dude i know about their plot. It's their best kept secret, they do not stay blond for their entire lifetime.
Person 1 : I know about this too, it's called the blond conspiracy.
by J.Dee. January 22, 2014
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Bloman

When a girl buys you an ice cream cone and gives you a blow job while you enjoy your delicious treat.
"Hey Kyle, do you prefer a vanilla or chocolate Bloman?"

"Actually, I prefer a Rocky Road Bloman, Ricky!"

"Nice!"
by auzi02 May 31, 2016
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blonde indian

20 plus big beefy black men surround a dainty little Indian man and nut on his head turning his hair blonde.
yo bro I just watched my first ever blonde Indian video and I DO NOT regret it.
by indianblondy January 6, 2022
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dolphin blonde

The name given to a blonde with a bald vagina, smooth, hairless with a small blow hole for squirting!!
That stripper was hott, a true dolphin blonde too!!

I was with a dolphin blonde last night should of seen the juices coming from her blow hole!!
by 6ysusie September 19, 2009
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tall, blond, and gorgeous

"johnny of nct is so tall, blond, and gorgeous."
"my mans johnny's is so tall, blond, and gorgeous like my mcdonald's french fries."
by ilovevivi November 9, 2020
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james blond

James Blond is a nickname for Daniel Craig who is the sixth James Bond, but has blond hair instead of the typical black hair that Bond has always had.
Many critics call Daniel Craig "James Blond" and some are very unhappy with him being cast as Bond.
by TheForgottenSpark November 12, 2006
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