blogfag

a 'person' who posts anywhere online to brag or complain (usually complain) about personal shit that no one cares about

blogfag: so today i went to gamestop to buy a copy of atelier totori. i brought some spaghetti with me, but i realized it was a big mistake when it begun slowly dripping out of my trenchcoat pockets as i waited in line. my face was so red when i walked up to the cashier with a trail of spaghetti behind me. i could hear the other people in line laughing and whispering about me. after stuttering 5 times in an attempt to ask for the game, i swiftly fled the store.

anonymous: stfu blogfag no1curr

by i hate nigs and spics January 3, 2015

bloif

the action when a woman farts while a man is having anal sex with her

I was just ramming her ass and all of a sudden she bloifed me!

by MRT/ DKS March 29, 2010

Blom

To relax or chill at a place

Example 1: Hey bro can I blom at your house this weekend?

by Mcrooder69 May 5, 2019

Blomit

When someone gets punched so hard in the kidneys or stomach that they vomit blood, or blomit.

After Billy punched Josh hard in the gut, Josh began to blomit all over; thus losing the fight.

by Vincent H. September 20, 2007

blomit

When a drunk girl is blowing you, and she gags and vomits on your cock.

Drunk Girl: so, i was like BLASTED, and we were in the hot tub, and i was going down on him, and like i gagged, and i soooo blomited all over him

by huanisthere June 1, 2007

Blomance

A bromance with benefits.

Ted and Bill have a total blomance, did you hear they hooked up last night?

by cupcakesAREcute June 20, 2009

Blompkernickle Bread

Bread or Loaf Commonly found alongside a road , or wide path. Usually the blompkernickle Bread is left behind by the Infamous Tiffany Blom in large diaper like sacks. possibly cloth diapers made at home by her mom.

That was quite the Blompkernickle bread that girl left behind while running.

by Bottachelli November 18, 2009