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Diaflukis of the Blowhole

A slang term for diarrhea. This is a more polite way to tell people that you've got the squirts.
My girlfriend told me she had diaflukis of the blowhole, so I knew sex was off the table for tonight.
by Seagulls are slightly better January 8, 2018
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The Baker Blowhole

The act of a midget with a small dick jizzing inside the belly button. Once finished the midget then jumps of the bed and on to the stomach of the women. The jizz gushes from the belly button like a whales blow hole.
“I heard the other day that Sarah was given The Baker Blowhole” from Midget Mike.
by Lextown July 14, 2020
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Blowhole

The act of a woman giving a man a blowjob and then, when the man is about to ejaculate, he does it into the girls mouth. The girl then sits on her back and spits the cum high into the air, making it appear as a blowhole.
Jack came so hard into her mouth, she had to do a blowhole!
by Mushtaba June 3, 2008
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blowholes

what, did you get stuck in a blowhole? Bob Dole.
by THC {Los BlowHoles} March 19, 2003
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Blowhole Gateway

A straw used as the passage to your nose
"Wheres the blowhole gateway, I wanna have a line."
by Double Trouble United June 30, 2009
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Blackhole

An IT department that gets endless tickets for the same problem and replies with the same thing every time and sends it off to another IT department that supposed to fix the problem but never does.
"For ticket 2373722000028983872 "Smoke emitting from computer" email the ticket to IT department C3; copy and past e "Smoke emitting from computer" from ticket 2373722000028983872 to ticket 0000328834 and send it to IT@blackhole.com"

"Yeah I know we have been doing that for years, smoke still emits from that same computer!"
by blackhole@nobodycares.com March 29, 2012
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Blockaholic

A person who seems to thrive on getting blocked in social networking sites, by posting upsetting comments, remarks and opinions on others posts or pictures. The blockaholic will then post more comments either bemoaning their blocking, and claiming the blocker has no sense of humour, is overly sensitive or try and turn it about so they are portrayed as a victim; or, try to claim some kind of kudos for getting blocked so much, maybe claiming others are scared of him/her or in other ways inferior.
The blockaholic claimed that he/she had been blocked by that person as a result of him/her turning them down for a cam chat, rather than for 2 weeks worth of obnoxious cooments on their posts, and several warnings, seen by the rest of the community in question.

It became apparant that he/she was a blockaholic when, for the umpteenth time, he selected a potential deletabator and stalked their posts and pictures with nasty, insulting comments while claiming the poster in question had no sense of humour, and was too sensitive for the community in question.
by snaketattoo13 February 18, 2011
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