The blessing

Wiping cum on your partners forehead in the shape of a cross then telling them they’ve been blessed.

Using cum, Meg placed the shape of a cross on Dan’s forehead then declared “ you’ve been blessed.... and now you have experienced the blessing.”

by MegMegs January 2, 2020

Blessing

The most loving guy in the world! Blessing doesn't realise how loved he is. Usually Blessing doesn't open up too much because he thinks he's making himself vulnerable, but when Blessing opens up, it feels really great and wonderful. He often calls himself Lloyd, which suits him too, but Blessing sounds better. He's a great kisser, and his hugs are always the best, he's soooo cuddly! He's also an amazing boyfriend!!!

boy: you say you're going out with Blessing?
girl: yes, he's a real sweetheart!

by saywhaaaat??? September 18, 2011

Gypsy Blessing

The act of fucking a woman and pulling out just before she comes to orgasm then getting up and leaving, thereby robbing her of the joys of sex as a gypsy would do.

Wilson's mom got a gypsy blessing the last time she went to the market

by DoctorMarioN64 December 7, 2011

Blessing

A blessing is a group of Unicorns

"Have you ever seen a unicorn?" "I have seen a whole blessing!"

by gagglegaggle September 27, 2009

Blessing the Tea

Bringing undue gravity or religious, spiritual or philosophical contexts to situations that are inconsequential to others in your social sphere.

I know you liked the movie, but I kind of feel like you were blessing the tea by relating it to my relationship with my father and then starting to cry. It was a Rob Schneider movie, after all.

by poopygrim February 21, 2011

blessings from afar

Refers to where, after you sneeze loudly, someone located a long distance from you smilingly calls, "Bless you!"

Upon exiting a middle-aged friend's dusty workshop after visiting with him for a while, I let out a humongous, "Vwah-FWHOOF!", complete with an exaggerated "blasted off my feet from the explosion" high-jump. Another pleasant-natured dude who was mowing his lawn on the adjoining property cheerfully responded, "Bless you!", even though he was more than a hundred feet away. A small and "casual" gesture, to be sure, but I never forgot it --- there's just something special and memorable about blessings from afar.

by QuacksO September 25, 2019

Blessing His Phone

To Send Nudes to a man, Consent or not, You just Blessed His phone.

Tyrone- Hey Steve what happened??
Steve- Oh yeah sorry, My girl just Blessed My Phone bro
*steves gf tiffany just sent him a boob pic, therefore Blessing His Phone*

by dirty_hotwheels August 25, 2021