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black friday

the day following thanksgiving where americans go out and buy extra shit they don't need that ends up in the dump, oceans and kills the turtles.

ironically, it is also held on the same day as 'buy nothing day' (much better if you ask me) Buy nothing day raises awareness of the negative environmental, social, and political consequences of overconsumption.
"bruh karen went to like 16 stores yesterday and brought home three coffee makers, a tv, two suitcases and a 42 pack of spatulas"

"my mom got trampled in costco on black friday and she still came home with a broken tv that was 95% off"
by primeverdeen November 29, 2020
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black friday

The busiest shopping day of the year, the day after Thanksgiving, so named because of the large influx of African Americans shopping for bargains at Wal-mart and Target on that particular day.
Target is having an incredible linens and white sale on black friday.
by Super KMart December 28, 2005
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black friday

The day after Thanksgiving otherwise known as Black Friday; when everyone is trying to save a dollar on some Christmas presents. They think they are saving money but definately not that much, enough to make everybody name the day (black friday implying the most of the race)
Black Ladie 1-"I'm bout to go out da house at bout 6:00 Toys R' Us got dat gameboy for 15.00 but Target got it fo 12.00"
Black Ladie 2-"Dam Dats what I call a m'f-n deal! So dats why they call it Black Friday!"
by CherylEs December 28, 2005
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Black Friday

The day designated for partyin, partyin (yeah) and having fun, fun, fun, fun. Usually started at 7am with cereal and an internal melodic monologue weighing the benefits of front and back seat riding. Car rides with other make-up wearing, mole covering adolescent friends regularly occur. Black Friday also signifies tomorrow is saturday and sunday comes after...wards. Gotta get down on Friday. The name originates from the accomplished singer/songwriter Rebecca Black.
Bartholomew: What are your plans this weekend, pal?
Tad: I think I'm going to start with a Black Friday.
Bartholomew: Gotta get down on Black Friday.
by ofacebagels April 6, 2011
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Black Friday Shit

The enormous shit you have to take on the day after your huge Thanksgiving Day meal, which is Black Friday.
John: Hey man, did you get any good deals on Black Friday?

Gary: No man, I was going to, but I suddenly had to take a huge Black Friday shit.
by DMAc94 November 29, 2009
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Black Friday

One Friday during the month wear all black people in the community are worshiped for there beautiful chocolate skin
It's black Friday... FREE K.F.C
by Matina Bristow November 27, 2013
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Black Friday Pussy

The act of going shopping on black friday, in order to find a good deal on some fresh poon.
Cotton McKnight: Bro I got some 2 for 1 action for that low price Black Friday Pussy

Pepper Brooks: Usually you have to pay double for that kind of action Cotton!
by MichaelJames November 27, 2011
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