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Black People Time 

Also known as BPT, is a reference to the stereo-type that People of the African American decent have difficulty getting places on time.
"I told Ray Ray to be here for five even though we don't start 'til six cause he runs on black people time"
Black People Time by Lord Gwar August 27, 2008

black people are always late 

Black-man time: When you say to your black friend to come to work at 8:30 in the morning and he strolls in at 4 pm.
"Hey, what time do you call this?"
"Black-man time."

Told you, black people are ALWAYS late.

Black People Drama 

The type of drama that only Black people get into, because the absolute ridiculous nature of the drama to begin with. No other ethnicity would ever encounter this drama because it is solely reserved for outlandish black people. Examples include: an ex-girlfriend getting into a cat-fight with her man's new girlfriend over sheer lunacy; being the starting quaterback on a college football team and getting arrested for stealing; getting fired from work on your day off; and shanking a fool after a freestyle battle.
Man, Tashonda is crazy, her and RayRay's other skank got some serious Black People Drama going on right now.

LaKelly and JaTimothy got in a fight over who could smoke the last of the roach, but the police got there before that Black People Drama could escalate

black people time 

(n) a system of time that is offset to make black people consistently late by aprox 30 minutes. the timezone and numerical values for the time are the same but the execution of appointments is such that black people seem to exist in a parallel world that is always behind everyone else.
I told jim to be here at 8:00PM EST but he just got her and its 8:30 already. I guess that is because he is on black time. (black time is short for black people time and is used interchangeably)

black people stole my TV

When a person of a darker nature steals ones TV
dude 1 : black people stole my TV?!?!
dude 2 : Why are you surprised?

black people of asia 

Filipinos.

"Filipinos, are like-- the black people of Asia.." -Donald Glover Childish Gambino
"Wow! You're like the black people of Asia!"