dangling bits

An Irish description, usually demeaning, for a mans genitals. Typically refering to a cowardly man, or bully.

Dennis is lacking a lot in the dangling bits.

Brigid: "Dennis stop that shit or I will cut off your dangling bits!"

by Bubba J October 2, 2007

Straight bits

When one feels the need to use slang that is neither relevant nor appropriate in that given situation.

William: Oh Rupert dear, I have the sincerest beliefs that Emilie’s tea party will be nothing short of pimping.

Rupert: Straight bits... William... straight bits :(

by superau79 January 17, 2012

stale bits

The cereal you find at the bottom of the cardboard box that had fallen out of the plastic bag.

I ate the stale bits.

by Benjamin Steele October 2, 2018

Itchy Man Bits

When ya balls is all itchy and/or chaffing.

Come over here and scratch my itchy man bits.

My itchy man bits are so sore.

by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2018

Hangy Down Bits

A British slang phrase to describe the scrotum or sometimes the entire package (dick+balls). Used exclusively by women and children.

Daddy, how come that squirrel has such wee little hangy down bits?

by FastEddie August 8, 2005

in bits

fucked, knackered, exhausted, broken, ugly.

1
Im never drinking again, Im in bits today.

2
Im never drinking again. That bird I mooched last night was in bits.

by womoma April 17, 2005

electric two bits

the reverse motorboat. To bury one's face in between two testies shaking their head back and forth blowing out and making a hubababa sound.

last night my girl totally gave me the electric two bits!

by donteatxthat September 5, 2007