Bitches Share definition Flag A couch potato, eats eggs everyday and wears the same slippers for years on end. Gets the gains but not the girls. Loves his basketball as much as his 60s and 70s rock. Bitches has a routine thats as solid as his egg poops Bitches by Thumnus May 11, 2018 0 0 Get merch Get the Bitches mug. Buy Now β $32.95 See more merch