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Bellender

Someone who's more than just a bellend, but isn't quite the bellendest out there - is technically a bellender
- Man you're such a bellend!
- well if am bellend means you're basically the bellender in here!
by Ivyedera March 2, 2023
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bellend

literally means the end of a cock.

general fucking idiot. nobody likes a bellend.

self obsessed twat that usually smellf
‘how’s your brother?’
‘oh, he’s being a fucking bellend.’
by fucking slag September 29, 2022
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Bellend

Garry Jones is a bellend
by Noel j December 22, 2019
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Bellend

A type of dick head but is circumcised like a filthy Jew. A bellend is either a stupid erotic cunt that likes to toy around with his last bit of foreskin while in the shower with his brother or a prick who cant get his hands of his cock because his sex drive is on a different scale of Jimmy Savile. Chavs use this word a lot because their all circumcised little spazstics. You could also refer a bellend to a bald bloke or a leukaemia infested human.
Jimmy: Boys i managed to stretch my foreskin out so wide my bros head could fit in it

Will: *calls child protection services

Luke: Oi Bellend, your scalps got enough sun you orange looking bastard

Bellend: Cries in Leukaemia
by Straight as Jimmy November 8, 2020
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Bellend

A bellend is a U.K term used for a cup / mug
You have a pretty bellend
by DANJM_69 January 8, 2022
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Bellend

Get your mind out of the gutter it’s a village in England
I’m from bellend
by FP.27 August 16, 2022
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Bellend

William mccue likes boys so he is a bellend
by Bellend lover August 22, 2020
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