usually just written as nmjb, jarra being local slang for Jarrow, a particularly deprived area of Gateshead with some right radgies, most of them entirely unable to reliably connect to an enterprise message bus.
He's not getting any messages? Nah it's not a bug he's just a nee message jarra bellend.
by loadsamessages January 13, 2023
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Bad. Bell-end-like.
"That Simon Cowell cant open his mouth without sounding bellenderous"
by DiscoKiller October 3, 2011
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William mccue likes the end of a Bobbie so he is a bellend
by Bellend lover August 22, 2020
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Bellend means beautiful or pretty in the UK.
Person A: You look like a bellend!
Person B: Aw thank you, you look pretty too!
Person A: No bunda styll.
Person B: I don't have a dog I know.
by noshush January 27, 2023
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A bellend is a U.K term used for a cup / mug
You have a pretty bellend
by DANJM_69 January 8, 2022
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