Beef Curtains

BEEF CURTAINS- Noun.

The unsightly view of a woman's rung out, stretched out, flappy, vagina lips. The name was chosen because it resembles what a curtain of beef would look like.
Ex. "Omg, Did you see the beef curtains in between that girl's leg?"
by Klw19 May 31, 2014
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Beef Curtains

Something every girl should cut off; When the lips of the vagina hang off and look like an arby's sandwhich.
"This girl was so hot, but when I saw her beef curtains I got the fuck outta there."
by Anonymoooooooose March 31, 2017
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Corn Beef Curtains

The labia of the vagina
"Show us your Corn Beef Curtains"
by Oh What April 22, 2008
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bbq beef curtains

The act of putting bbq sauce (or really any other condiment) on a woman's beef curtains in order to make the experience of giving face more pleasureable for the giver.
Man, bsmith ate like half a rack of bbq beef curtains last night.
by Stampy June 22, 2004
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dirty beef curtain

We were just about to have sex so I went down to check out the merchandise but all I found was a dirty beef curtain.
by Ms. Roxx January 02, 2004
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beef curtain

Damn check this beef curtain! It's sweetaction!
by Amanda and Jackie January 30, 2003
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roast beef curtains

The luscious protruding inner lips of a woman's vagina which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral sex.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.
1.My girl’s roast beef curtains can kiss my dick at the same time she’s kissing my lips. It makes me and her madly horny!!!

2.I love rolling my wife’s roast beef curtains around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!

3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their roast beef curtains stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa
by smartyass March 24, 2010
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