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cell balling 

I got a Glock in my 'Rari
17 shots, no .38

I'm like, yeah, she's fine
Wonder when she'll be mine
She walk past, I press rewind
To see that ass one more time
And I got this sewed up
Remy Boyz, they know us
All fast money, no slow bucks
No one can control us
Ayy, yeaaah baby

Uh, yeah, Monty
Tell me what you see
Is it money or it’s me?
I smoke twenty, smell the weed
I got hunnies in my V
They like, "Monty, can you be my baby daddy?"
I’m like, "Yeah"
I got Robins on my jeans
"Cell Balling is very sexy"
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NEED TO GO BOWLING 

TELLING SOMEONE THAT IS IN EVERYONE ELSE'S BUSINESS, THEY NEED TO GO BOWLING SO THEY CAN LEARN TO STAY IN THEIR LANE AND MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS
Bobo axed: whet you talkin' bout? I sed, you worried bout the wrong thang! you need to go bowling!! Bobo sed what dat mean? I sed, it mean you need to stay in your lane and mind yo own damn business
NEED TO GO BOWLING by G.B. WIGGLES September 6, 2019

Bad at bowling 

Men are either good at bowling, or good at eating pussy. There's no in between.
Bad at bowling by StyledArt December 11, 2021
When engaging in sexual intercourse, in the doggy style position, place your middle finger and ring finger in the females anal sphincter and your thumb in her vagina and grip vigorously like it's a bowling ball while you pump and thrust.
Brian decided to take his girlfriend bowling after he took her to Red Lobster.

Julie likes to go bowling before she engages in anal sex to loosen up.
Bowling by Tittysprinkles69 May 15, 2014
To become insane rich so that you can use money as toilet paper.
I’m too excited to start balling with you and crush your goals asap.
balling by laizan_nguyen March 6, 2022

Black Balling

When an ex-employer gives you a bad reputation with other potential employers regardless of your performance. Essentially defamation but in business.
"Hey man, did you get the job?

"Nah dude. Things looked good at first but my recruiter just told me they aren't interested. I think one of my old bosses is black balling me."
Black Balling by cbrown11696 May 20, 2019

bowling pin syndrome

A condition in which a female is in comparable proportion to a bowling pin. The head, breasts, and stomach are often normal and thin, but they are met by elephantine legs and ass. Most commonly found at softball fields and Indigo Girls concerts.
Joey: Do you want to go with me to my friend's sister's softball game? There will probably be some hot girls there.

Jake: No, thanks. Even by the odd chance there is an attractive one, my dick will shrivel at the mere site of the others who have bowling pin syndrome.