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Bill Baiting

The act of deliberately soliciting Bill Murray through the posting of old material on the forum
Gazzzzzzaman is a massive cunt for posting that spider shit, he must be Bill Baiting
by Fergal is a Cunt July 29, 2009
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queer baiting

When an author/director/etc. gives hints, and clever twists to paint a character as possibly being queer, to satisfy queer audiences, but never outright says they are so they can keep their heterosexual audience.
June- I love watching Supernatural! Dean and Castiel are ABSOLUTELY gay!
Micheal- But they never said they were, and cast and director haven't said they were either.
June- Yeah, but they totally act gay!
Micheal- Sounds like they're queer baiting you, so you'll continue to watch.
by witchwatch December 5, 2016
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Batting Practice

The act or practice of using an emotionally unstable (or otherwise un-dateable) person as a sexual batting cage, so as to be prepared for when you step up to bat in a game that matters (see: hottie)
Marty: "So, I hear you've been dating this Emily for quite some time...is it getting serious?"

Jimbo: "Not at all, I just want to be prepared for when I meet a girl that matters to me. Actually, any girl that is capable of spelling would be an improvement over the one I have now. I haven't even stepped up to plate yet, this is still batting practice."
by G-Ram! (Pelvic thrust) August 19, 2008
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hater baiting

1) Behaving in a manner that is intended to provoke haters.
2) Attempting to trick closet haters into revealing their true nature by stunting or flossing around them.
3) Enjoying your money without worrying about who's going to get jealous.
I usually don't care what other guys think of me when I go out, but sometimes I break out the good clothes and drive the Escalade to the club for a little harmless hater baiting.
by Kai TL February 1, 2008
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Michigan Barking Spider

It's a "FART"
Before you fart. You tell the wife/girlfriend. Ya ever heard a "Michigan Barking Spider"? You go through the whole spiel on some get really big. 99% of people never seen them and they make a loud sound like....and make any kind of weird sound. Wait a few minutes and ya let one rip. Then yell out ....Oh my God. There is one in here someone where.
by Damage Goods January 6, 2012
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Barringer

The act of smoking a bowl of packed marijuana with a ball of collected marijuana resin cratered in the center, topped with collected THC crystals from grounded marijuana. Can be made in any marijuana smoking device that has a bowl.

Is a reference to the "Barringer Meter Crater" in northern Arizona, thought to be the possible location for the meteor that killed the dinosaurs. The act for smoking a ball of resin on it's own is called smoking a Comet and with THC crystal 'Smoking Comets and Tails' With the addition of marijuana itself and the placement of the Comet in the center, the Barringer itself resembles a Comet has crashed into a field of grass that, when smoked, burns.
Wanna smoke a Barringer? Wanna make a Barringer? I'm gonna crash myself a Barringer. Wanna go to Barringer?
by Taylor Britton September 3, 2007
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bundy-bating

Compulsively masturbating, like Ted Bundy.
Tim: Why weren't you at work, Henry?

Henry: Well I saw this ad with Jessica Alba and spent the rest of the day bundybating.

Tim: What the fuck are you talking about, bundybating?

Henry: You know why the fuck do you care what I was doing on my own time?

Tim: I....I have no life.
by YINever July 26, 2005
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