Barack Hussein Obama

The first black president in the history of the United States. If he succeeds (fixes ecomony, calms middle east etc.), he will go down as the greatest president of all time, at least to democrats. If he fails, he will go down as the "muslim" who ruined america, even though hes not actually muslim.

If he succeeds: "Barack Hussein Obama is a god! a god i say!"

Fails: "Barack Hussein Obama was probabaly a secret muslim who wanted to destroy America."

by Mischievous Rivous February 28, 2009

Baracknophobia

A fear of four more years.

"I cannot vote for Barack Obama again in 2012, I have Baracknophobia - A fear of four more years."

by HardTimes July 27, 2012

Barracks

A Building used to train soldiers, store weapons and house soldiers.

Report to tje Barracks at 23:00H

by Private October 22, 2003

maryland barracuda

when an old woman is performing fellatio on an old man and suffers a seizure causing her dentures to clamp down on his penis and her body wiggles around in a fish-out-of-water fashion.

"I caught Aunt Martha and Uncle Owen in the barn doin the maryland barracuda"

by Yoho January 11, 2007

barricks whore

Skanks that love to go up to army guys' barricks rooms to have sex..
they usually wander from room to room looking for new G.I.'s to sleep with.

they usually drink all your beer, hit on your boyfriends, spread STD's, hang out around the base.

NO ONE like them.
they like EVERYONE.

they know more about your "battle-buddies" than you do.

They are the girls your drill sergeant warned you about in basic.

NORMAL GIRL: hey, what are you doing tonight?
BARRICKS WHORE: oh i think i'm gonna go up to the barricks tonight
NORMAL GIRL: again? i thought you did that last night..
BARRICKS GIRL: yeah i'm just trying to find a new guy to fuck..i'm running out of guys in 3rd ID..i guess i gotta hit up the rangers..or MP's..or airborne school..those guys will stick it anywhere
NORMAL GIRL: ohhh..i gottta go.

by fuckarmysluts January 6, 2008

Barackophobia

Similar to arachnophobia or acrophobia, barackophobia is the strong, irrational, overwhelming fear of Barack Obama. Sufferers experience a wide variety of symptoms, such as sweating, jumpiness, trembling, anxiety, shitting their pants, accidentally jizzing their pants without warning, hallucinations, sudden cardiac arrest, depression, insomnia, strokes and not being able to control when or where they fart. Although people disliking Obama is common, it becomes a phobia when one purposefully avoids watching the news out of fear for seeing Obama. There is, sadly, no known cure to barackophobia. Sufferers are often times prescribed medical marijuana, but that does not 'cure' barackophobia. There is still much for my team of advanced researchers and I to discover about this puzzling mental condition. Perhaps, one day, we will cure this terrible condition so sufferers can live a comfortable, normal life again.

"Did you see the video where Barack Obama touched dicks with Mitt Romney, bro?"

"No, I didn't, man. I already told you that I have barackophobia."

by McFloppycock July 11, 2015

barackeisha

Barackeisha is a black bad girl don’t get on her bad side she will slap you hard Barackeisha is also a girl who knows what she wants and will always gets in trouble she’s a bad ass and has a boyfriend who plays football or basketball Barackeisha is beautiful and strong is you don’t mess with her she will always be there for you and support you Barackeisha is also very funny and has a lot of friends, she may look mean or stuck up but she’s not most of the time

Guy 1: is that Barackeisha?
Guy 2: yeah, I’ve heard she’s funny and nice

by Addiejsmith July 6, 2018