brown baron

Someone who has deficated in their pants due to a large consuption of alcohol (primarily vodka).

Someone who is extremely frugal and throws temper tantrums often over little things.

The Brown Baron stuck again and shit his pants!

Man, Brown Baron is such a cheapskate, he wouldn't even let me look at his food while he ate it!

Brown Baron threw a chair through his window when he found out someone drank his soda.

by Jason Kelleher October 4, 2006

baronimous

Derived from the tribal leader of the celtic Baronimi. A leader or hero amongst barbarians.

"Those lads are a right bunch of thugs, but the one in the blue shirt, he's a real baronimous."

by barry Smith May 11, 2006

baconiphany

a sudden, intuitive perception of a new recipe with bacon as an ingredient, usually initiated by hunger and followed by intense need to perceive the scent of bacon.

"I had a baconiphany. I had the pizza place add bacon as a topping on my pizza."

by MakinBacon December 30, 2008

thunder-baron

n: One who steals the thunder of others.

Me: Haha I just put up your definition for "frienema" on Urban Dictionary.
John: Thunder-baron!

by Coco Harris August 31, 2006

Chunk-Baron

To be well repected.
or
To be sold to a circus.
or
To be manhandled in a sexual fashion.
or
To chug ones ass in a pleasant manner.

He must be the biggest Chunk-Baron I have ever seen.

Fuck, he just got chunked.

That Barron is very chunky.

Is it a bird? is it a plane? FUCK NO its a Chunk-Baron

by MattyPTI April 13, 2009

banonion

A horticultural anomaly, the banonion is a fusion of a banana and an onion. Originally devised by J. Martin Bush as a high potassium, tear jerking alternative to the tangerine, this fregetable is popular in Webster, NY and surrounding areas. Kat Tat farms is the only producer of this rare hybrid. A delicacy in Upstate, NY, the banonion is primarily used as a poison control center method of inducing vomiting, or to ward off Kats (sic). Elvis Presley is known to have an affinity for the banonion as well as Bette Davis and Sarah Jessica Parker.

Katherine: "I hate bananas and onions smell like BO!"
Jack: "Ooooo then you would love the banonion!!!"
Katherine: "What is that?"
Jack: "They sell it at Wegmans with a free bottle of Pepto-Bismol!! I heard its good for creating a muscle face."

by JacknRochNY January 2, 2009

Baron

to own someone. To be cool, or to do something, awesome. When baroned, you might often be skeeted on, owned, or mooned. Reference to the sav Baron Davis of the Golden State Warriors. Also a loud meaningless remark.
Props to gabe/thunder.

Dude, i just Baroned on you!
I just got Baroned on.

BARRROOOONNN!!

by Penguinder March 2, 2008