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Frienema 

(Noun) A Frienema is a Frienemy who possesses the uncanny ability to eliminate a room full of your friends once they arrive.
"Leslie is such a frienema, the second she arrived at the party all my friends evacuated."
Frienema by Scheisse Ninja September 7, 2009
The act of going through your facebook and cleaning yourself out of unwanted friends.
I gave myself a frenema last night and flushed away 86 people from my facebook.
Frenema by DanInATL October 21, 2011

Friedemann Stöffler

Er ist der wohl beste Buchautor den die Welt je gesehen hat. Einen besserern wie ihn Gibt es nicht. Friedemann wird schon seit Jahren von den Schülern eines Gymnasiums in Baden Würtemberg verheiligt. Wer nicht an den heiligen Friedemann glaubt wurde sofort von dem Heiligen Ferber geköpft. Dieses Gesetz wurde bis 2005 befolgt, bis die heilige Bettina in die Schule kam. Mit ihrer schreklichen Stimme und unasuhaltbarer Disziplin wollte niemand etwas mit ihr zu tun haben.

Seitdem herscht in der Schule wieder Frieden und jeder hasst bettina. Friedemann ist 2018 leider von uns gegangen und hat die Schule verlassen
Alle schüler haben am Verlassungstag getrauert. Wer dies nicht gemacht hat, wurde von Ferber geköpft.
Jedermann weiß Friedemann ist alman
Nicht jeder ist so krass wie Friedemann Stöffler
Wenn ich groß bin will ich wie Stöffi sein

Frienemies 

People who pretend to be your friend but secretly wish that you would fall on your face...People that put you into a situation that they orchestrated to embarrass you, start drama and/or to make themselves look superior...People that really have self doubt and are jealous but feel they have no recourse except to undermined their friends...People that have no conscientious and under estimate the consequences of their actions because they under estimate the character of their victim
Some that pretends to be your friend but is secretly plotting behind your back to embarrass you in a Public place/party. Frienemies - an enemy that pretends to be your friend
Frienemies by bwichng1 October 16, 2012

Friedemann 

Usually pretty shy but after doing some microwaving on him he'll turn out to be an animal. He's a squirrel in bed and the one who is most likely to turn out to be hacking the FBI later. Gotta love him
"You are such a Friedemann!!"
Friedemann by unobvious February 20, 2017
A "toxic" person who poses as a friend but subconsciously or consciously wishes you harm.
Frienemy by Peat Bog Man February 6, 2002
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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