Jism baptism

Dribbling a drop on a bitches dome (see Load a la mode)

You cum on that chicks head?
Hell ya I gave that bitch a jism baptism!

by dirty danglers June 19, 2010

Chinese Baptism

The practice of a Chinese family drowning a female baby on account of their government's "one-child policy." This is often due to the necessity of having the child assist in farm labor and provide for the parents in their old age.

When the farming couple gave birth to a baby girl, they decided to have a Chinese baptism and hope the next one was a boy.

by Anonymous-3421323 April 10, 2008

Landover Baptist

God's favorite church where True Christians (Baptists) congregate. Landover Baptist is located in Freehold, Iowa and boasts a congregation of 157,000 members and 128 pastors. It preaches the Bible in it's entirety and has no problem telling people they are going to Hell. They pretty much hate everyone who isn't a White Anglo-Saxon Baptist, including, but not limited to Cathylicks, Homosexurals, Jews, Mooslims, Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, Methodists, Epyskipals, Pentacostals, Blacks, Asians, and anyone else who is unsaved. The church is home to Pastor Deacon Fred, Betty Bowers, Sister Taffy, and Judy O Christian.

Landover Baptist is an incredibly well done parody site that mocks ultra-right wing fundamentalist protestants.

by C February 6, 2004

Westboro Baptist Church

fucking idiots. they are completely ignorant and i wish they had never been born. props to the girl who escaped that freaking cult because she saw sense unlike the rest of them who just let themselves be brainwashed and then they brainwash their kids in turn. they misinterpret the bible to be about hate and misrepresent christians to the world. christian terrorists.

If the douches from the Westboro Baptist Church are going to heaven I think I would rather be in hell!

by wefwqergfd November 13, 2011

Puerto Rican Baptism

A Puerto Rican Baptism is when a Puerto Rican jizzes onto your forehead

The woman would not swallow, so she agreed to recieve a Puerto Rican Baptism

by Greig812 February 24, 2011

Bedside Baptist

The church you go to when you decide to sleep in.

"Hey Mary did you go to church today?"
No, I took a little trip to Bedside Baptist"

by MsDghtry14 May 9, 2010

baptise

When you stick a joint in your mouth an wet it with your saliva to tighten it or keep it stuck together. It also makes it burn slower, if your using fast burning papers. Done before lighting it.

Baptise that shit dude!

by potdude123 May 14, 2005