porcelain baptism

When you accidentally drop your phone in the toilet.

"Hey man, I was going to call you but then I went and gave my phone the porcelain baptism."

by OctopiWallStreet July 30, 2017

Tactical Baptism

Waterboarding

Bro, I just gave myself a Tactical Baptism

by Jakalbins November 23, 2019

Vinegar Baptism

As outlined by M.Williams it’s a far more efficient means of extracting intelligence then water alone.

We were first baptizing the goat fucker with water untill we found out the severity of his sins and were forced to utilize a vinegar baptism which is far more effective means at washing away sins.

by FNG007 April 23, 2019

baptism by fire

The act of catching a hornet/yellow jacket/wasp nest on fire to exterminate them.

I found a hornets nest on the trailer, so I ran inside and grabbed my Oxygen Torch.
They weren't expecting that Baptism by Fire!

by Derram_Desangue August 13, 2019

tallahassee baptism

When your on the beach and dunk someone in the water in the shallow end.

My brother was being annoying so i gave him a tallahassee baptism

by Melllifluous September 17, 2017

Alabama Baptism

The act of dedication on another's face, usually intentionally, and taking gleeful pride while doing so.

Pucker up, Cutiepie; you're about to experience your first Alabama Baptism.

by Stetson Tate March 29, 2020

Tallahassee Baptism

A Tallahassee Baptism is a northern Floridian saying when you body slam someone in shallow waters, or a rain puddle, usually knocking the wind out of them. A Tallahassee Baptism usually occurs when alcohol is involved.

Man, I’m so drunk, let’s give Brad a Tallahassee Baptism and laugh while he catches his breath

by Floridian2109 June 26, 2020