Baking a turd

To hold in a shit for a painfully long period of time, also known as baking one or having clay in the kiln

Dude we've been driving for 5 hours and I've been baking a turd for 4 of 'em, pull the fuck over.

by Johnny Kinnell July 22, 2006

my dogs are barking

My feet are hurting/tired.

I just worked a 12 hour shift, my dogs are barking.

by APB15 March 31, 2009

Banging your fucking head against the wall

A synonym for many common causes of frustration, especially when speaking of relationships and most frequently when discussing the Friend Zone. See Friend Zone. See also Futility.

Relationships: Trying to get her to see her as more than just a friend is like banging my fucking head against the wall. Also, from one male friend to another: What the hell are you doing with her man? You might as well be banging your fucking head against the wall!
Futility: I might as well be banging my fucking head against the wall.
Conflicts: Talking to you is like banging my fucking head against the wall.

by Elijah Bowman December 14, 2008

Bankin' That Bitch

A basketball term used when a phenomenal shot or point is made, coined by rapper Braydog.

Commentator 1: "No way he's gonna make it, only 3 seconds left."

Commentator 2: " (makes shot) Oh!, Bankin' That Bitch!"

by VoidLivesAgain416 January 2, 2012

Arkansas Barking Spider

To pass gas, Fart

joe: passes gas
pete: what the hell was that?
joe: must have been an Arkansas Barking Spider

by handymanCT December 17, 2009

double baking

VERB:

the act of baking desserts (cookies, cake, brownies) while getting stoned.

Not only is the subject of the action getting baked, but they are also baking goodies to snack on (which all stoned people love). Thus, the subject is double baking. This act usually involves preheation.

Dude, I love going over to Riz's house for double baking. It's the only way to eat cookies.

by Kampfers July 24, 2012

Utu bang banging

Having sex

Hou you faka what you like I stay utu bang banging my chick

by PartyGirl369 November 10, 2020