Balham

A posh place near Clapham and Tooting. Full of trendy expensive AF coffee shops and Waitrose-shopping white people. Usually people in their 20's live there or families. The kids there, are the complete opposite of chavs and their parents are pretty rich. If you walk into a state school there you could mistake it for a private school. People there are generally nice and not stuck up like most poshos.

"Did you see the new shops at Balham?"

"Bye (posh mums name) me and the kids are off to get some treats at the Waitrose in Balham"

by pbjsandwiches July 12, 2017

Baltaring

To smash and dash females

omg!!! Jimmy Is baltaring me just like he dashed on the other girls

by Phatballs1969 January 10, 2019

Balt Mickey

A term with a stupid origin. The word "balt" supposedly has no meaning, but when combined with the name "Mickey" (based off of Mickey Mouse) it is a multi-use word/term for any situation.

It could be used to express your mood, describe something, or just randomly say it for no reason at all.

A word of caution;
No one will know what you're talking about 100% of the time. Make sure to do it anonymously or with friends as to not come off as an insane person.

Situation #1
Person 1 "hey, how's it going, bro?"
Person 2 "Balt Mickey!"

Situation #2
Person 1 "Balt Mickey!" *while sitting alone at a table*

Situation #3
Person 1 "Well Balt Mickey, I didn't know that!"

by La-Ritz August 5, 2023

Dirty Baltazar

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez; a close relative. After kindly removing the fingers from the anus, the person then goes in for the swipe but gets his thumb caught in either a necklace or shirt collar and the poop swipe goes straight to the neck resulting in a Dirty Baltazar.

Everything was going swell when my thumb caught on to her necklace and I gave her a Dirty Baltazar instead.

by bekind.rewind. October 9, 2013

go balti-mom

Threatening to smack some common sense into someone doing something foolishly dangerous. Usually threatened by a parent to a teenager. Referring to the mother during the Baltimore riots who was filmed chasing her son and smacking him because he was throwing rocks at the police.

Her mother threatened to go balti-mom on her if she found her hanging out with friends doing drugs.

by Mamdfm May 1, 2015

Nae nae Ballhair

Nae nae Ballhair is when your ball hair is so long your fingers get stuck in it

Jared: My Ballhair is so long that when I was jerking off my fingers got stuck

Bash: that’s called nae nae Ballhair my dude

by CheezWhizAddict April 14, 2020

ballhanging

Kick ass numero uno top of the line shit, yo.

I gots to go hook my ass up wif dem kickass ballhanging treads

by Yo mama September 23, 2003