Thanksgiving Cranberry Musket Balling

Kicking up your traditional musket ball activity (the act of taking a foreign object, placing it at the rim of the asshole and having a male take his shaft and ram it up the rectum) using a bulk sized bag of whole, fresh cranberries from your local Costco.

My grandma was furious when she found out my uncle Frank had taken her fresh cranberries and had been thanksgiving cranberry musket balling me in the back bedroom. She ended up having to use the canned cranberry sauce instead. I was farting cranberries out all through dinner.

One by one, he packed me full with a festive evening of thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. It really made me get into the holiday spirit early this year.

He pounded down an entire bag into my rectum last night doing a little thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. Let’s just say the next morning I gave some new meaning to the words Ocean Spay Cranberry Juice.

by Dick Onchin November 17, 2020

Pie Balling

When a man dips his balls into a pie when no one notices and then servs the pie to his relatives

"Oh you sick fuck! your pie Balling!"

by Farknoggler October 17, 2008

Glitter-Balling

When a female is using their toes to juggle a man's nuts while caressing their face with a pillow.

"Man, I was just reading a book the other day, and this bitch started glitter-balling me in the middle of class!"

"Damn, dude. I think you might want to rethink your game plan, homie."

by Glitter-Balla-Holic March 14, 2010

Long balling

The act of stretching out ones testicles, usually with weights or elastic, to the point of hypersensitivity whereby climax can be reached purely by manipulation of the scrotum. Long balling can also occur in couples or groups. In a couple once sufficient long balling has been achieved the elongated testicles can be placed into the partners anus, true long balling is achieved when both partners place their testicles in one another's anus' simultaneously. In groups long balling is usually used as a form of friendly competition, where each parties stretched scrotum is measured to the group in order to determine who is the better long baller.

Tony: you know anyone else that would be up for a long balling circle?
Ash: I here Bob's a pretty solid long baller. He won last weeks circle out Frankston way.

by TwistNdip June 9, 2013

Melon Balling

The act of placing a pair of large breasts against the bridge of a sexual partner's nose, in such a way that the nipples rest comfortably against the eye sockets. Not to be confused with titty fucking or motor boating, melon balling is a stationary act.

1. Shawna's got those big huge tits, have you ever got her to melon ball you?

2. Is there anyone in this room Shawna hasn't titty fucked? She never follows through. she's just a melon baller.

3. Shawna's sister Shawndie can't compete in melon balling, her tits are way too saggy.

by Queen Etherea June 9, 2011

Snow Balling

after a woman performs oral sex on a man and than spits his cum into another womans mouth.

after i blew my load in her mouth she grabbed her girlfriend and went snow balling.

by scott crowley December 28, 2005

blue ballsin

verb 1 : to be experiencing blue balls, or vasocongestion. The result of prolonged sexual arousal without ejaculation. Can be caused by interaction with a female or simply by watching too much porn.

Male 1 - "hey man how was last night?"
Male 2 - "it was cool but she wouldn't give it up so i'm blue ballsin like a motherfucker"

by Kid Spectacular January 31, 2009