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BalCo

An abbreviation for a county of Maryland surrounding most of the city of Bawlmurr (Baltimore) filled with wiggers and preppies that is completely useless except for its reputation as a "hotbed" of lacrosse and the vast sea of wiggers.

The kids there think they have money, but that's only because they've only been exposed to Bawlmurr city.

Unlike HoCo and MoCo, no one really lives in McMansions and a garage of European luxury cars. Everyone is either slightly above the poverty line or just plain middle class.

When the kids grow up they get exposure to other parts of Maryland, they realize they're either really white trash or their daddy couldn't hack it in MoCo and HoCo so he settled on BalCo to avoid Bawlmer.

We might not be as rich as MoCo or HoCo but we know we're better than them.

Towson, Parkville, Perry Hall, White Marsh, Rosedale, Essex, Dundalk, Randallstown, Pikesville, Woodlawn, Catonsville.
Person A: Where are you from?
Person B: MoCo.
B: aren't you from MoCo too?
A: nope buddy, I'm from BalCo homie.
B: BalCo? the hell is that?
A: Baltimore County, that's right, all you MoCo kids bow down!
by BalCo April 9, 2006
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Balcony Wipe

The act of wiping ones unwashed penis (i.e. tip or helmet), around the lid of a colleague’s beverage of choice. This is often done prior to the colleague receiving the drink and generally without their knowledge or approval.
"I hope Paul enjoys his coffee, I just used a balcony wipe on his mug"
"10-4 good buddy, lets go watch him drink it"
by Dark_Badger July 9, 2007
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Balconied

A shot in Counter-Strike: Source, where an enemy is up on the balcony, and you shoot him from the side, without his knowledge. This is a move that has been made famous by IAN3111, and many others, such as DP herki hawkeye.
IAN3111: You got balconied son.
herki hawkeye: No, I didn't!
Jon: Scrub.
by JDGersdorf May 23, 2006
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Gareth Bale

Bob was taken to hospital for minor gareth bales..
by Saltbender November 13, 2017
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balconate

To forcefully throw someone off a 2nd story or higher balcony.
To fall off a balcony in a drunken stupor.
He got so smashed he balconated himself.

Aaron pissed me off so much, I had no choice but to balconate him
by APE_CK March 14, 2008
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Baecancy

When you are available for a new bae
Dude I have baecancy I need a new bae
by Mjleon October 2, 2016
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Balcom Burp

A type of burp that's obnoxious, loud, sudden, and unnecessary.
Did you hear what Mr. Johnson did in the middle of class?

No?

He let out the loudest Balcom Burp.

Wild.
by BNellie March 2, 2019
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