bald onion

1) Reference to hairless (usually shaved) female genitalia.
2) A mixed drink originally concocted and named by Kurt J. Erdman

Sometimes you just have a yen for a bald onion.

by Angus McRoid July 20, 2003

Bald Brothers

Compatriots in the bald community, will give each other thumbs up as a means of empowerment in the face of vicious anti-bald bias.

"They're my bald brothers. We don't have meetings or anything, but we'll nod or something."

by Monty Park June 10, 2009

bald-digger

a women who Dig's Bald men.
in other word a women who tends to date men with no head hair.

"Now I ain't sayin' she a bald-digger (When I'm in need)
But she ain't messin' wit no haired Niggaz (She steal me money)"

by BartIsCool November 17, 2009

Bald Pockets

The term Bald Pockets originates from religious people that are balding or heavily bald that means Hot Pockets. They use this term, as the outside is extremely bald or balding like they are. Usually, these people that uses this term are in their late 30s or early 40s that still lives with their mothers.

Man, I woke up this morning, and my mother didn't have my bald pockets ready.

by TNWR August 16, 2018

bald knob

Noun, Slang for the male penis.

After the bar, we went home and he showed me his bald knob.

by littlerigg September 12, 2006

breaking bald

breaking bad but all the fucking characters are slowly going bald and dying

“have you seen breaking bald?”
“you mean breaking bad..?”
“no,breaking bald.”

by LyonIsOffline July 7, 2022

Bald King

Title of the fabled Asmongold.
This title in particular originated from the tale of his hairline, receding over the years of being affected by excessive raging. Through his actions, peasants eventually started to call their king mad and bald and thus ultimately named him the Bald King. Albeit a receiver of mockery in his years of reign, his subjects always considered him a generous king of heart and less a tyrant king.

Tailor (on the marketplace): I am here before the Bald King arrives.
Enchanter (in the throne room): Bald King, my liege, please take this gold as my humble offering.
Knight (on the battlefield): Bald King Asmongold, I will follow you into any battle.

by Geroolt oof Roovia April 26, 2021