Nutella Baguette

When a french baguette is inserted into the anus and is removed with a strong covering of faecal matter;
Discovered in Paris in 2016 by Nikolass when a crusty baguette was inserted into his anus during a bout of diarrhoea and was heavily covered with faecal remains
Fancy having a Nutella Baguette? That baguette had loads of nutella on it
by kramitin99 June 13, 2016
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Flesh Baguette

The slang term for a French man's penis
Pierre: oh oui oui suck my flesh baguette girl.
by Mr.Diddler March 08, 2019
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Alaskan baguette

When you stick your cock into a block of ice for several minutes until frozen and proceed to fuck a girl with a yeast infection.
my girlfriend wanted to do the Alaskan baguette last night, should I be worried.
by Notspenc November 27, 2018
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Baguette Cat

A cat that has a baguette also is fat.
Baguette Cat is great to watch
by BigNugeeto March 26, 2021
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Baguette Seed

Baguette Seed
Baguette Seed
by I Like Chicken Fisting November 30, 2020
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Astro Baguette

An astro Baguette is when you stick a baguette so far up your arse you can see stars
Did you hear how he got an astro baguette. He'll never be able to sit down again, (again)

... plus i wanted to eat that
by Prince of the Lizard people March 13, 2012
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Sleaze Baguette

My ex-boss went out drinking with a bunch of girls from work. She whips out this collection of dick pictures she takes of all the dudes she bangs from those online dating sites.

Knew she was a fucking sleaze baguette.
by Furbler2.0 March 07, 2012
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