axe murder 

A homicide conducted by a hatchet or similar item used for cutting down trees; something to be afraid of when you're in the woods

Did you hear about Fred? He got AXE MURDERED.
Axe Murder ish fun

axe murder by Mr. Axe November 12, 2013

axe shredder 

Someone who plays the guitar, especially an electric.

Dude, you play like a legend. Total axe shredder.

axe shredder by coinroller August 4, 2007

AXE body spray 

Axe, or Lynx, is a Unilever-owned brand of men's deodorant, body spray. Popular with teens and desperate adult men who don't have the sense and/or money to buy a quality cologne.

AXE Body spray is complete fecal matter! This vile substance makes me literally physically ill! My room mate sprays on 1/4 of a can every time he uses it. I don't know whats in this "stuff," but I spend the rest of the night with an upset stomach and a headache. Ive told him repeatedly that any woman of class and substance would appreciate a fine cologne. I wish more females would speak up about their dislike of this body spray. It might convince more guys that they smell like vomit while wearing it! Wake up guys! their commercials are a marketing lie! Do you want to convince a female that your worth while? Try a $40 or more cologne, shower, and brushing your grimy teeth and tongue.

AXE body spray by Serious Advice February 20, 2007

axe bros 

Provo based clan of douchebags that live off of weed and vegan snacks.

Cory Bro is the most popular out of the axe bros.

axe bros by Nicholas Bates October 13, 2013

Axe shower gel 

A shower gel suppose to have some ingredient to make all girls around you express their "whore gene", a gene located in the X chromosome.

Axe shower gel got me, an weak Asian guy laid.

Axe shower gel by Mgccl June 27, 2007

axe to grind 

To have a grievance with someone, especially where one feels the need to seek damaging retribution.

The phrase probably originates from the act of sharpening an axe with a grinding wheel, with the intent (in this definition) to get revenge on someone by maiming or killing them. ;)

"Five years ago that guy stole my idea for an invention and made tons of money off it! I've had an axe to grind with him ever since. My latest invention will put him out of business for sure, you'll see! Muwahahahaha!!"

axe to grind by Humpty March 6, 2007

axe headache 

The headache that occurs when a large amount of axe deoderant is sprayed in the vicinity of other people.

Matt: Dude I hate changing for gym. That fat smelly kid always sprays himself with a whole bottle of axe. My head always starts to pound.
Dave: Man you got that axe headache bro.

axe headache by Marco's Polo March 19, 2006