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Affluent amnesia

The condition where poor people who become wealthy forget how difficult life was when they were poor. They often speak condescendingly to poor up-and-comers and suggest they lack the talent or drive to succeed.
I remember when he was playing guitar in a coffee shop and now that he is a famous rocker, he acts like all the musicians he played with didn't have his dedication. He's got it twisted man, he's got affluent amnesia. rich, arrogant, condescending, narcissistic, self-absorbed, judgmental
by joecoolthefool January 18, 2015
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browser window amnesia

A mental lapse occurring when multiple browser windows are open and you forget which one is playing music. This is incredibly annoying and may require you to restart your browser.
"Where is that music coming from!?"
"It's my computer but I'm not sure what it's coming from!"
"Well, turn it off!"
"I have a serious medical condition. It's called browser window amnesia!"
"That's not serious, you just found it on urban dictionary."
"Urban dictionary is a the world's most respected source for neologisms."
"You're right! You do have a serious mental condition!"
by jdaddyk April 9, 2010
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refrigerator amnesia

When you habitually return to the fridge expecting there to be something to snack on, only to find you have nothing and need to go buy groceries. College aged males are at most risk.
Mike: This is my third time opening the fridge this hour whats wrong with me?
John: Its probably a mild case of refrigerator amnesia.
by Davis McAbis January 28, 2010
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password amnesia

The event of forgetting your own password, which becomes an awful event when you don't have any means of recovering it.
Bill: Darn--what did I set as the password for that Word presentation? I . . . I . . . I forgot!
Seth: Bill, what's wrong?
Bill: Password amnesia. It happens to the best of us.
by Turmfalke December 20, 2010
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Facebook-Amnesia

When you get on the computer to do something productive, but instead you instantly go into auto-drive and log onto Facebook and completely forget the real reason you even got on the computer.
Man, I was going to write my 10 page english essay until I was hit by brick wall of facebook-amnesia!
by Glendora July 7, 2011
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Munchie Amnesia

When a person is High and has the Munchies. This is the act of returning to the cupboard, refrigerator, freezer or any place that has food, hoping that some sort of "Magical and Perfect" snack might be there waiting for you, when it wasn't before
I was freaking out because I had a serious case of Munchie Amnesia. I'm still hungry.
by Flannel Cougar October 8, 2011
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test amnesia

Forgetting all of the questions on a test right after you've taken it. Can be seriously annoying to test crammers hoping to get a preview for the questions/subjects covered on the exam.
Guy 1: "Hey man, what was on the math test today? I'm taking it next hour."
Guy 2: "I dunno, I'm suffering from some serious test amnesia..."
Guy 1: "C'mon, not even one question?"
Guy 2: "Nah man my brain is numb... I think I just need a blunt and a nap."
Guy 1: "Dude, that's finals for you."
by greeneggsandweed January 16, 2013
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