day spa

a day spa is when renting a hotel room,you fill sink with warm water to dip your nut-sack into,whilst masterbating onto the large mirror which is always in the bathroom of the hotel room!thus a day spa!

before checking out of the hotel room,i treated my-self to a day spa

by r. oneill August 17, 2007

Gentleman's Spa Day

It is the act of pampering oneself in a specific way. The usual three "S's" (shit, shower, shave) but with a few things added in. First is masturbating, preferably before entering the shower. While showering ensure you have a can of your favourite beer (if you are a risk taker feel free to have beverages in glass containers) and put on some music (ZZ Top comes to mind). Voilà, a pampered gentleman.

Friend: What did you do this weekend?
You: Well I stayed in on Sunday and had a Gentleman's Spa Day
Friend: Nice

by Katoxxvi September 11, 2016

spas n' crap

Random crap that was randomly placed in a random place by a random person for no real reason.

Person 1: "Dude what's all that stuff behind the counter?"
Person 2: "Oh, it's just spas n' crap"

by viperr911 May 4, 2009

The Spa-Cheemi Chin

When a male sits on a female's face, she licks his balls while he grinds his butthole on the point of her chin, leaving her with a mini-goatee.

Last night I gave your mom a Spa-Cheemi Chin !!

by Mike March 23, 2005

pepsi ball spa

a pepsi ball spa is tea baggin' while the "tea cup" has an assorted carobanated beverage in thier mouth and gargles

"lucy gave me a wicked pepsi ball spa last night"

by DVZ BITCHES September 6, 2006

White Swallow Spa

Noun

Used to describe a location that is actually a front for anonymous gay sex. Generally include facilities for both whatever business it officially is, and facilities for the gay sex.

Generally frequented by curious married men and elementary school teachers.

We don't like to stay at the YMCA, it's totally a white swallow spa.

Bring your own sheets to that motel, it's a white swallow spa.

by BCP on PCP October 12, 2011

Green Valley Spa

A four diamond spa located in sunny southern Utah. It has a vast variety of tennis courts, pools, fitness activities, hiking, spa treatments, and much more.

I had the most relaxing vacation ever at the Green Valley Spa.

by The Real Dexter Morgan April 21, 2011