Can't deal or can't handle it/you.
by Hanbanan March 11, 2014
If there's only one horse in the race, then it's even money that the one horse is going to win the race.
by fizzle April 11, 2004
It’s not even a tower. It’s in ring 1 of Juke’s Towers of Hecc. It doesn’t give any tower points, as it is a mini tower.
by ChaotiaX February 12, 2022
by Off-Target April 26, 2019
Evening the odds is to jump off a building and into a car that turns into a somehow non-lethal tank in a city thats only filled with criminal scum, an army, a man who hates clowns and wants to kill you, and a man that blames getting his face eaten by a mutant crocodile man with a “killer stick” on you for no reason.
“The City’s Overrun. We don’t stand a chance.”
-“Stay here. I’ll send someone to pick you up.”
“What are you doing?”
-“Evening the odds.”
-“Stay here. I’ll send someone to pick you up.”
“What are you doing?”
-“Evening the odds.”
by The last galaxy March 09, 2023
The sexual act of spitting into the lover's mouth after an evening's meal.
Not to be confused with Thursday Afternoon.
Not to be confused with Thursday Afternoon.
Me and my wife gave each other a Tuesday Evening after we had Chinese Fast food.
Wife: Hey baby do you want another Tuesday Evening?
Husband: No, I'm good.
Wife: Hey baby do you want another Tuesday Evening?
Husband: No, I'm good.
by HobGoblin65 May 30, 2011
by Slim818 July 08, 2020