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Elmer’s Pubes

The specific moment directly after masturbation when your semen shoots up in the air, just to land back in your pubic hairs. The semen is typically hard to get out, and if not washed out in time, the cum will harden your pubic hairs in a white clump, which is painful to clean afterwards.
Jim: Yo last night I whacked the lizard, and I got mad Elmer’s pubes.
Francis: Wash it out with warm water and soap, that’s nasty.
by yeetusdeletusforjesus March 8, 2019
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Elmers Glue

a white person that has no life nor morals and tries to use aave to look cool when they look like a stupid bitch while doing it
"Hey Elmers Glue! Stop getting box braids, yo hair finna bout to fall out and you gon get backlash lmao"
by stellatois August 2, 2021
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Elmer Fudd lookalike

Someone who looks like Elmer Fudd. But bears an uncanny resemble. Former Australian prime minister Kevin Rudd.
The Elmer Fudd lookalike threw his sandwich down, and got his gun. Shhhh, we go a wunting now!
by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019
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lil-elmer-glue

lil-elmer-glue refers to an individual that can "make it off the streets"
lil-elmer-glue makin' it outta the hood
by dapq June 5, 2022
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Elmering

when ur shooting out your white sticky glue for something
my man gigawhatgaming is elmering to feli right now
by ADDTAGHERE May 17, 2021
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Elmer

Purveyor of Fruits
One of the original Vendors in the "Sandsverse"
Elmer is a Proboscis Monkey who is "Older than can be comprehended"
"Elmer is never not fucking"
Elmer and Morbitum created the fundamental aspects of our universe.
by DrewIsSleepy November 30, 2021
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Elmer

Elmo is a red Muppet character on the long-running PBS/HBO children's television show Sesame Street.2 A furry red monster with a falsetto voice, he has illeism, and also hosts the last full fifteen-minute segment (five minutes since 2017) on Sesame Street, "Elmo's World", which is aimed at toddlers. He was most often puppeteered by Kevin Clash, but since his resignation in late 2012, he has been puppeteered by Ryan Dillon.34
Elmer, the fire bender, is a bitch!
by The True Historian November 23, 2021
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