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Film School Amnesia (FSA)

Getting drunk at film festival party, and forgetting that you dedicated a weepy speech to the executive producer.
"Oh My God, Benji Lim! You don't remember taking the mic at the 15malaysia party and giving a weepy speech to the producers and shouting freedom at the end like Mel Gibson in Braveheart?? You've got Film School Amnesia (FSA)!"
by Jailbait111 October 21, 2009
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Cock Amnesia

When you go perform Felatio, or any other sexual act and can't remember it.
Thorn, "Did you have sex with John Doe?"

Carrie, "I am sorry I just can't remember."

Thorn, "So you are telling me you have Cock Amnesia?"
by Minnaar September 1, 2006
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Dining Amnesia

At a restaurant, when a waiter takes his sweet old time getting your meal that you start to forget what he looks like.
A case of dining amnesia.

Waiter: Welcome to Agave Mexican and seafood restaurant. What would you like to drink?

Customer: Sprite, please.

Waiter: Comin' right up.

Twenty minutes later.

Waiter: Here is your drink, miss.

Customer: Who the fuck are you?
by Summertimefun August 14, 2009
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Affluent amnesia

The condition where poor people who become wealthy forget how difficult life was when they were poor. They often speak condescendingly to poor up-and-comers and suggest they lack the talent or drive to succeed.
I remember when he was playing guitar in a coffee shop and now that he is a famous rocker, he acts like all the musicians he played with didn't have his dedication. He's got it twisted man, he's got affluent amnesia. rich, arrogant, condescending, narcissistic, self-absorbed, judgmental
by joecoolthefool January 18, 2015
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browser window amnesia

A mental lapse occurring when multiple browser windows are open and you forget which one is playing music. This is incredibly annoying and may require you to restart your browser.
"Where is that music coming from!?"
"It's my computer but I'm not sure what it's coming from!"
"Well, turn it off!"
"I have a serious medical condition. It's called browser window amnesia!"
"That's not serious, you just found it on urban dictionary."
"Urban dictionary is a the world's most respected source for neologisms."
"You're right! You do have a serious mental condition!"
by jdaddyk April 9, 2010
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refrigerator amnesia

When you habitually return to the fridge expecting there to be something to snack on, only to find you have nothing and need to go buy groceries. College aged males are at most risk.
Mike: This is my third time opening the fridge this hour whats wrong with me?
John: Its probably a mild case of refrigerator amnesia.
by Davis McAbis January 28, 2010
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password amnesia

The event of forgetting your own password, which becomes an awful event when you don't have any means of recovering it.
Bill: Darn--what did I set as the password for that Word presentation? I . . . I . . . I forgot!
Seth: Bill, what's wrong?
Bill: Password amnesia. It happens to the best of us.
by Turmfalke December 20, 2010
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