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ambulance chaser

the natural born enemy of physicians everywhere. a huge reason why healthcare in, for example, Pennsylvania is worse in every manner than in California. a terrible bastardization of the justice system, they hope for a lottery, shotgunning all parties involved in a particular accident in the hopes that one of these days they'll hit the jackpot. this takes away resources from people who have real claims as well as from hospitals/managed-care companies that are forced to charge more.
A: So what do you do for a living?
B: I'm a general surgeon.
A: No way! Wow, so you must make a lot of money!
B: You'd think so. My gross income is about $250K/yr pretax, but end up throwing 50% of it to malpractice insurance.
A: Wow, so doctors aren't really that greedy?
B: Generally not. In fact, if people didn't subscribe to ambulance chasers as important sources of justice, that would bring down my malpractice insurance, allowing me to see more patients while lowering my fees.
by UCLAcrewDude April 22, 2004
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Ambulance Chaser

2. A person who follows people around a casino. They watch them loose a considerable amount of money in a slot machine and then plays the machine immediately after the person leaves with the idea that the machine will soon hit a jackpot.
That frickin Bruce just won 750 bucks on the same machine I just lost 200 bucks to. He is a dirty ambulance chaser.
by Kergy4 June 30, 2017
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Ambulai

noun: plural of ambulance; a group of them
example: "Wow, what's with all the ambulai on the road today? Was there an accident?"
by pjchikpjchik July 14, 2017
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Ambulance Tailing

When an ambulance passes by and traffic moves off the road, so one takes the opportunity of an open roadway to (illegally) pass some people right behind the ambulance. Basically, you drive right behind the ambulance so that you can pass everyone just like them.
Ambulance tailing is a dangerous and illegal move.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 5, 2021
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ambulance noise

it goes something a little like.. SHEE SHAW SHEE SHAW SHEESHHHHHHHHHH
Friend 1- "Do you know what an ambulance noise sounds like"
Friend 2- " No, what does it sound like George?"
Friend 1- "It goes something like SHEE SHAW SHEE SHAW SHEESHHHHHHHHH"
by ...yomuthafuckers June 4, 2021
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Ambuj

Ambuj means Lotus; Water Lily; Name represents male counter part of Ambuja(Goddess Mahalakshmi) and so is considered as one of names of Lord Vishnu; Born from WAter. Name Ambuj is of Sanskrit, Indian origin and is a Boy name. People with name Ambuj are usually Hindu by religion.
Boy. Ambuj means Lotus; Water Lily; Name represents male counter part of Ambuja(Goddess Mahalakshmi) and so is considered as one of names of Lord Vishnu; Born from WAter. Name Ambuj is of Sanskrit, Indian origin and is a Boy name. People with name Ambuj are usually Hindu by religion. Lotus. Derived from a Hindu word name
by anonymous November 25, 2021
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Ghetto ambulance

1. When an acquaintance has too much of the wrong stuff at a party and is dumped at the front door of the emergency room

2. The vehicle used to perform said action
"Marty passed out from all the coke so they gave him the ghetto ambulance."
by VacuumVendor December 15, 2020
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