anus astronaut

Also know as a: rectum raider, ass pirate, burger stealer and can opener. commits acts of atrocious butt love.

"one small step for man..."
"get out of my ass, Mark!"
"oh, sorry"
"goddamn anus astronaut..."

by Dr. Boring May 23, 2006

Astronism

a transtheistic or panentheistic Millettic organised philosophy founded by Cometan as manifested in its founding treatise known as The Omnidoxy. Its adherents, known as Astronists, focus their beliefs on the concepts of cosmocentricity, the notion of sentient life beyond Earth, the reascension of philosophy, and the transcension of all humanity.

"Without the development of Astronism, the fusion of astronomy and philosophy would not have occurred."

by TIOTPOM February 9, 2019

Astronaughty

When astronauts get freaky in space the get astronaugty.

"Yazzie sure is an astronaughty astronaut."
"No one can hear you being astronaughty in space."

by lycan October 10, 2005

Astronaut in the ocean

A garbage song that deserves to be played at the gates of hell.

Ya bro, that shit is more garbage then “Astronaut in the ocean.”

by Jimbo_bussin69 May 31, 2021

Astronaut Screwdriver

A cocktail made with Tang and Vodka.

by JonathanChance September 24, 2003

ancient astronaut theorist

A history or science expert who suggests that extraterrestrials have played a significant role in history on earth. They opine that there are many clues found in ancient ruins and holy books to substantiate this.

Could there be alien connections in the distant past? The ancient astronaut theorist would say "Yes."

by yes juanito yes August 10, 2015

Altoona

Also a city/town in Wisconsin, outside of Eau Claire. Basically, look at the other definition without the translaton need. (eg: drink, hunting, 50% over 50...)

It also seems that there are people in Eau Clarie whp've never heard of it.

Altoona is rather dull, most Altoonas are

by Ty N September 21, 2005