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alternating caps disorder

A condition in which an individual irrationally abandons normal conventions of typing in an effort to plague the internet with annoying hogwash such as: "rEmEmBerRrZZzz tHe Lil bLacKIE aNd ThE oOziNaToR?!?1 roFolzers lolZears Omgzz!"; may be susceptible to spelling things incorrectly.
aLtErNaTiNg CaPs disorder: Oh mANn too fuNNie! hehe But yAa yAA gOOd TymessS!!
by minimai and rudoggy August 7, 2006
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alternate facts

The Trump's administration's use of the term alternate facts will aid in their quest to create a post-truth world.
by Rangerpoof January 24, 2017
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Afterbatin'

The detrimental effect you encounter where you're stream of urine goes in at least 2, if not more, different directions while taking a piss after masturbation.
John: Damn dude afterbatin' got me again, I just pissed all over the towels by my toilet.
Fred: Ah you gotta watch that afterbatin' it'll get ya every time.
by DaBoot July 15, 2009
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altercationsaurus

A dinosaur that is often found at senior parties in imaginary towns. The altercationsaurus is often responsible for the intoxication of otherwise innocent teenagers. This intoxication will occasionally lead to said teenager hitting an olympic athlete, rendering them crippled and maimed and leading to multi-million dollar lawsuits.

Altercationsaurus can also be found following around large mobs of deer, leading to speculation regarding whether or not the olympic runner was, in fact, hit by a car and not an altercationsaurus.

Further speculation regarding a pending court case would be irresponsible.

I am not a video camera.
The altercationsaurus got Peyton soooo wasted last night. I heard she hit a runner!!!
by Kerry Knox March 12, 2010
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Alderiate

Alderiate est le plus grand bolosseur que la terre ait portée. Il est aussi le dieux chauve
Alderiate le chauve
by Bringir April 29, 2017
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Alternative loyalty

Trump isn’t a treasonous traitor, it’s just Alternative loyalty to Russia.
by Meh1776 July 17, 2018
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altercation

a term used by the 6pm local news reporters to differentiate a fight amongst blacks and a fight amongst whites.....
"witnesses say that an altercation took place outside Popeye's Chicken on n.e 14th st in Overtown, just north of downtown Miami, when the manager of the establishment accused Lebron of soliciting customers to refill his foughty bottle with 0range flavored High C from the drink dispenser."

"u/m students jeffery frasier and mark wallingford got into a brawl when wallingfords ex girlfriend Marie Relva admitted that she barked like a bitch when when frasier banged her in the booty"
by Stereotypically Correct April 4, 2016
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