Alphabet Soup

The best soup to ever cure the grumbly in my tumbly

*SLLLUUURRRRPPPP* yum. Now that's good soup

by Ashley Kenyeres September 25, 2003

alphabet squad

A reference to various government agencies, such as (but not limited to) the C.I.A., F.B.I., D.E.A. etc.

"Uh oh. It looks like someone is getting a visit from the alphabet squad."

by peko June 15, 2012

alphabet gargling

Deepthroating while reciting the alphabet

Yo that bitch is so good at alphabet gargling

by erock915 October 14, 2008

alphabet soup

A various concoction of illegal drugs, taken concurrently, the effects of which cannot be anticipated. A for acid, B for barbiturate, C for coke, D for dope, E for ecstasy, F for fungus, G for GHB, H for heroin etc. etc.

The most hardcore experiences often come when you do not prepare the soup yourself.

Man, he was just freakin' out - like he'd had an alphabet soup or somethin.

by darxyde April 29, 2004

alphabet soup

While performing cunnilingus, the male simulates all 26 letters of the alphabet on the labia/clitoral area of the female. It is customary to repeat certain letters such as "M", "O" and "Z".

I fed my girlfriend Donna a bowl of alphabet soup last night. She came 4 times!!

by Jopey January 20, 2006

alphabet club

A member of the LGBTQ+2 group.

Jimmy is clearly confused, he never knows what sex he is. One day he is a man, next shes a lady... I guess its a perk of being in the alphabet club

by St0machW0rm September 22, 2021

Alphabet Soup

When you get a report card with a mixture of Good and Bad Grades.

John: Hey, look at my report card!
George: Wow, that's some serious alphabet soup you got going there.

by CampusColt76 October 21, 2011