Alpha male podcast bros

podcast of typically up to 3 men where they exercise their alpha maledness on women and make them look dumb

"did you see that podcadt where the guy made women look stupid?" - Jack
"oh yeah, classic Alpha male podcast bros, am I right?" -Jeremy

by sjkohfrbkpussj8otb June 18, 2025

alpha male

A person identifying as male who has a high alpha coefficient relating to material payoff due to exhibiting altruistic behavior.

An alpha male receives high utility and personal satisfaction from caring about his fellow man.

Everyone is drawn to an alpha male

by ze3l May 8, 2019

alpha male april

in april, adolescent men ages 13-15 (freshman year) practically go into heat for the first time and just wanna fuck, fuck, and fuck some more. sex is the only thing on their mind and theyre solely concentrated on getting a girl and just like full out his puberty.

girl one: get ready for alpha male april. its coming in fast
girl two: cant wait🙄

by lyerdism March 18, 2019

Alpha male

If you believe they exist you definitely aren’t one

Alpha males are strong and powerful 😡💪 Females and anyone who isn’t an alpha male must submit to me 😡😡💪

by Iknowthesecretsoftheuniverse June 18, 2022

alpha male

the most dominant person in the group who leads the rest of the boys

"you're the most alpha male out of all of us"

by Friendio1 July 26, 2020

Alpha Male

Someone who really knows how to get the ladies. They can solve rubix cubes very fast and they slay pussy.

Wow, he is such an alpha male!

by LukeNelson69 January 3, 2020

Alpha Males

A male that shows extreme confidence, nurturing, sexiness, masculinity and alpha ness.

Often only associated to the 0.0001% of Males worldwide. This title should be honoured and Beta’s surrounding must worship these absolute units.

Most commons names are: Joseph, Jake, Pasha and Lawson.

Message an Alpha Male here to here their experience first time.

Jessie: “Omg, have you seen Joseph and Jake recently?”

Amanda: “Ikr, they are such Alpha Males!”

by Alpha#0 November 21, 2020