Politically aligned sexual preference

aka. P.A.S.P.; When an individual is only sexually attracted to people of the same political identity as they are

Joana is a Democrat who has a politically aligned sexual preference; meaning she is only sexually attracted to people who also identify as being democrats.

by Vanguard 1998 April 3, 2021

Politically aligned romantic preference

aka. P.A.R.P.; When an individual is only romantically attracted to people of the same political identity as they are

Emma is a supporter of Libertarian party who is only willing to date people are supporters of the Libertarian political party. She has a politically aligned romantic preference.

by Vanguard 1998 April 4, 2021

Religiously aligned sexual preference

Aka. R.A.S.P.; When an individual is only sexually attracted to people who practice same religion as them

Janice is a devout Catholic and she is only sexually attracted to people who also actively practice Catholicism. She has a religiously aligned sexual preference.

by Vanguard 1998 April 5, 2021

Religiously aligned romantic preference

Aka. R.A.R.P.; When an individual is only romantically attracted to people who practice same religion as them

Chelsea is an active parishioner of the Falun Gong faith and she is only interested in dating people who practice Falun Gong. She has a religiously aligned romantic preference.

by Vanguard 1998 April 10, 2021

Jewish alignment

Having all your money in order by value and facing the correct way

I hate it when someone gives me change and the bills are backwards or upside down, I always have to give it a Jewish alignment.

by I piss knowledge March 5, 2023

in aleing health

What you will eventually be if you regularly "toss back tall frothies" at da pub.

In da music video, "Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox If I Die", singer Joe Diffie naively treats da motionless-and-unresponsive bar-patron as if he's merely in aleing health ("It's closing time, Buddy --- you don't hafta go home, but you can't stay here."), not realizing dat he's actually a deceased corpse who's been brought there for his "final hurrah" in da raucous live-and-recorded-music-offering-and-liquor-serving-establishment-hopping lifestyle.

by QuacksO June 23, 2023

Ethereum-aligned

very expensive and hard to use.

a dot eth: this is Ethereum-aligned.
everyone else who has ever lived and existed: u want me to pay 5 bands to do a simple swap?

by VitalikButerin March 26, 2024